Help! I am REALLY horny!

If you want the disembodied avatar of your penis to ask if you have a hot sister to masturbate to, buy this game.

Недолгая забавная и одновременно философская игра на тему поиска партнёра и фрустрации, где имеется небольшое количество мини-игр и даже некоторая вариативность с выборами. Можно просто покекать, использовать как инструмент для полового образования или просто поразмыслить о вечном. Несмотря на мишуру из гениталий, под обёрткой кроется то самое глубокое и вечное, чем каждый из нас в той или иной степени пронизан. Как ни крути, а это всё естественная часть жизни, просто мало кто об этом говорит открыто. Из минусов - порой раздражает управление, когда нужно куда-то пройти или что-то сделать. Подобного тут ещё не встречал, советую любителям нестандартщины. Смелый и вполне себе удачный эксперимент получился. P.S. Вдвойне был удивлён, что эта игра от создателей понравившегося мне инди-хоррора The ER: Patient Typhon. P.P.S. Художница может нарисовать вас на заказ в форме подобных забавных гениталий за кругленькую сумму, которая в 2020-м году составляла 35 баксов :) Почта и её предложение в титрах, сэкономлю время на всякий: commissions@professionalvillains.com

The game is really fun ! If you're not bothered by cartoon nudity and you like humor - this is a game for you. PROS: - fast paced - quirky and colourful artstyle that matches the tone of the game - many objects you can interact with (plus a lot of easter eggs) - upbeat music and great voiceacting CONS: - definitely too short - the game at times tries to touch on a more serious subject of safe and responsible sex, which is not a bad thing - but given the mostly humorous nature of it, I think there either could be more of these themes (and thus making the game less comedic) or not at all Either way - worth playing ! I am myself not a big fan of sexual themes, but I greatly enjoyed this game for the humor and funny little interactions with certain NPCs and the environment. Real shame it's not longer, I had the feeling I just zoomed through it - but on the other hand the game encourages the player to try different combos of gender/sexuality for a different experience, that's a plus.

[code]For other Adult/Hentai themed reviews, please [url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/40896498/]follow us at Lewd Gamer![/url][/code] Little did I know what I was getting myself into when I turned this game on, and I already feel dirty just for saying that. Immediately, from the get-go, my eyes were met with some of the oddest imagery I have seen in a video game. From walking and talking genitals to... well more genitals dressed in other strange types of outfits, you will find yourself in control of a character that is supposed to be symbolic of your genitalia of choice. Are you still with me? Okay good. The idea behind this title is you are genitals that are incredibly ... activated? with a very strong immediate need for release. In very odd and obscure ways, you will traverse this acid trip styled erotic world in attempts to get lucky. Along the way you will find yourself caught up in several different minigames and situations that are just plain hilarious. This is a very weird game that I have a hard time believing drugs were not involved in the creation of, but wow is it funny. Well, it is funny in a very very crude way, so prudes step aside. The imagery in this game is very weird in theme, but keeps an old school feel to it with the lower resolution pixel graphics. Often times, you'll be on a very plain background, but the game doesn't really need much more. The creators took an interesting approach to the scenery by making it look a lot like a stage play, which I would almost be interested in watching in real life. This title is without a doubt something to be played cautiously with others around. I could see this being insanely offensive to some, but to people like myself, it is a comedy show. A show made up of a very erotic twisted nightmare. This game is very simplistic in nature and is more like a interactive minigame/visual novel, which I would recommend.

Cute and funny game aimed at promoting open talk about adult things. Honestly, I'd like to see this in a sex-ed class. It's a strange level of both maturity and immaturity. Ultimately worth a play. https://youtu.be/YDRYgk_q-u0

The game did help you to get un-horny. "Silence, wench! I do not wish to be horny anymore. I just want to be happy" is the appropriate quote to sum up the game.

I'm A Horny Boy >W<

Its like playing Among us in 2D pov but with d*cks and v@gina faced characters! and then out of nowhere its like you are now playing geometry dash but as the sperm-cell racing to the egg, XD... its the best time killer ever! - you ain't finding no hentai though that's for sure!

At first this game seemed like a weird and fun adventure, but it turned ugly very fasr. The action button/spacebar is either “talk” or “hit” - you can’t choose which and you don’t know if it’s one or the other when pressing it. After meeting a “scared stranger” in a dark alley, and you’re pressing the spacebar to what you assume will be “talking”, it hits the person unconscious. Then the game gives you two options, “help her/him up” or “take her/him”. If you walk towards the door choosing the latter, the game tells you it’s ‘never okay to rape someone’ and you can’t open the door. I get that the devs were trying to show you right from wrong, but it shouldn’t even be an option to rape someone (I played the male and female version - both gave the same options). The game is just in bad taste all the way through. Very misogynistic, especially later in the game, where you (as the female character) has to clean a bad guy’s room (clothes and blood) and lick sperm off the floor. I would not recommend this game to anyone.

It's good to see this finally get released ^^ The demo was enjoyable, and touched on a really deep subject. The full game went even further, and all I did so far was speed through the first chapter. I can't wait to actually play it for real :3 Also it's strange to say that I'm a robot surrounded by genitals (the guy going 'beep' when you talk to Teleput? That's me!), but damn if it ain't funny. EDIT: After playing through one ending, I have to admit there was a part that made me almost ragequit (though not due to the content of the game, so much as the difficulty of a particular area), and one part that disturbed me enough that I was considering stopping altogether (cleaning a particular room before someone arrives)... But I gave it a chance and was happy to have gotten through the challenge and see my avatar leave the scenario on their own ^^ It was fun overall, and I still recommend this game! There were a few other gameplay things that I found frustrating, like trying to navigate around NPCs that constantly bump into you when you just want to go forward. But that was probably the point. Aside from that one scenario, nothing story-wise had put me off.