
Crewman Milo Barre has started work on his first gay sex cruise. He always dreamed of working for this illustrious cruise line, but his big brother bullied him by saying he would never be slutty enough to make it. Can Milo prove him wrong and be the sluttiest cabin boy on the ship?
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Languages: English
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This isn't really a game. It's an x-rated manual-advance slide show with occasional animated clips (usually just a few frames in a loop) and the occasional multiple-choice question about "what to do next" that have very little effect except to perhaps slightly shuffle the order of the next few slides your shown. The guys depicted are good looking, assuming you like unrealistically hung-and-buff 20-something types, but the "plot" seems like a rather shallow excuse for moving on to the next porn sequence. Overall I'm happy to support GLBTQ+ content, especially when it's sex-positive, but I the classification of this as a game leads to unmet expectations, and I'm hoping for better stuff in the future.
Nice, quite hot. The art could be a bit better (shading), but it's pretty good.
Disappointing in its dialogue, no sexual tension or erotic moments. The story is very blunt and forthright. They talk to each other and then there are some sex scenes, all of it feels very disjointed. Also I am not loving the character design and graphic style. All in all, it's just not sexy...
This game felt rushed and very short in comparison to their other games that it just felt like I paid for CGs, glad I returned it.
I was very excited for this game but actually ended up being disappointed. I thought the concept idea was pretty good, but I feel like the writing was a bit weak in a lot of areas. The world building is pretty much non-existent, the main character Milo literally complains about his older brother like every 10 seconds and it doesn't add much to the story when he does. The animations were pretty good, I was disappointed that they didn't add voice acting on this one. The polyamorous options didn't really seem like it, you couldn't be in a relationship with two characters you just basically were screwing around with both of them. Taurus and Harse were my two favorite romance options. The soundtrack is good, the writing needs some work in my opinion.
"Sex Positive Erotic Gay Fun!" It says so in the description, and it is absolutely true. Underlining Positive :-) If this was real life: If I had the money, I would board HMS Size Queen. The concept of such a good-vibey gay sex cruise experience, really hooks me. It is not sleazy or slutty, but positively sexy. Imagine being on a ship with lot's of dedicated, gorgeous, and, thanks to the future, enhanced staff who's job it is, to see to that you get a good sex positive experience. Personally, I could not ask for anything better than this concept. Should you run into unfortunate side effects of a lot of good sex, I'm sure the doctor's got something on the shelf for everyone too. And the main character, Milo. mmmmm. My number one staff member. Such an inviting uniform he's wearing :-) I recommend Hardcore Cruising whole heartedly. The cruise concept alone is worth taking in.
Ok so this game is the ABSOLUTE best! So much fun, really hot sex scenes, amazing characters and it’s just so freakin incredible. Gets a 10/10 from me, love the different choices you can make that’ll effect your relationship with different characters you’re trying to romance. Honestly can’t find any cons with this game and if you’re really into Y press’s phenomenal games like I am then expected a familiar face or two from your favorite game to make a surprise appearance! I’d highly recommend this game to anyone who’s a big fan of these types of amazing games.
The idea behind the game story is nice, nevertheless the story itself is not compelling or sexy enough. The graphics are ok but nothing special. After a couple of routes it got boring.
10/10, game of the year
I enjoyed this game, I liked its simplicity, it was a break from heavily story filled games. It told you its intentions from the very beginning, that it was going to be a a fun smutty romp basically. The newest crewmate to the ship is there to be the sluttiest worker aboard. It gave me a good laugh with all the varied dirty jokes and innuendo (ex; tenderizing someone's meat. All the dirty food innuendos). I'd recommend it for people to play, especially if you need something chill and to enjoy the dirty jokes for a good giggle. The artwork and smutty scenes are nice for this game too.
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