Grass Gnome Golf

By far the best golf game I've ever had the pleasure of playing. Baby wedge the goat

I went into Grass Gnome Golf thinking, “Okay, cute gnomes, chill vibes, probably a fun afternoon.” I came out the other side emotionally changed, spiritually grounded, and fully convinced that golf was always meant to be played by tiny garden custodians. Also, and I cannot stress this enough, my friend Joey loved it. Joey loved it so much that at one point I thought he might legally change his name to Joey the Gnome. From the very first swing, you can tell this game is special. The mouse-controlled swing feels absurdly real. Like, “why am I adjusting my wrist posture in my living room” real. Every shot feels earned. Every whiff feels personal. Joey loved that. Joey absolutely loved that. He kept saying, “This feels like actual golf but without the emotional damage,” which honestly should be on the box. The world itself is gorgeous in that cozy, nature-core, birds-chirping-like-they’re-on-payroll way. No machines. No noise. Just grass, sky, and the quiet pressure of knowing Joey loved every single blade of grass. He wouldn’t stop talking about the bluegrass soundtrack. “This music gets me,” Joey said. He said it a lot. Joey loved the music. Joey loved the birds. Joey loved the vibes. Joey loved it. Let’s talk clubs. You get an arsenal. A ridiculous, glorious arsenal. But you can only bring six into a match, which turns every round into a strategy meeting where Joey loved agonizing over his choices. “I don’t need the wedge. Or do I?” Joey wondered aloud for five full minutes. He loved that decision-making. Joey loved the bag system. Joey loved choosing clubs. Joey loved not choosing clubs and regretting it later. The swing mechanic deserves a standing ovation. Club speed fully controlled by your mouse is genius and mildly unhinged in the best way. You set your angle, you swing, you pray. Joey loved dialing in the sensitivity. Joey loved overswinging. Joey loved underswinging. Joey loved finally nailing the perfect amount of oomf and shouting “THAT’S GOLF” like he’d just won the Masters. Multiplayer is where things get truly unhinged. Playing with friends turns Grass Gnome Golf into a comedy showcase. Exploring on foot, hopping into a golf cart, wandering the Clubhouse, all of it is delightful. Joey loved hosting. Joey loved joining. Joey loved standing next to the ProShop counter like it was a sacred altar. Joey loved browsing the gnome-made maps. Joey loved that there were so many maps. Joey loved that there will be more maps. Joey loved knowing future Joey will also love these maps. The customization is absurdly good. Quick practice run? Full adventure? You got it. Joey loved tweaking the settings. Joey loved not tweaking the settings. Joey loved that the option existed. Joey loved that the game respected his time but also happily consumed hours of it. By the end of the night, we were tired, laughing, and weirdly relaxed. Grass Gnome Golf delivers the real-golf feeling in the most unreal, charming way possible. It is sincere. It is cozy. It is way better than it has any right to be. Final verdict: I loved it. Everyone loved it. But Joey? Joey loved it. Joey loved it so much that I am now legally obligated to tell you that Joey loved it. Grab your gnome. Grab a club. Let Joey love it again.

No. No ingame FPS limit so had to use "DXVK_CONFIG="dxgi.maxFrameRate=60" %command%" to be able to play without the PC catching on fire. Even with the mouse sensitivity set to max it is absolute trash. It felt like the "wax on, wax off" scene from Karate Kid, trying to move the mouse enough to look around. Lining up for a shot places the gnome in the wrong direction every time so you have to rotate it just to get started swinging. And yes, the swing mechanic is also garbage.

Knocking around some balls with some friends, what could be more fun? Love driving around on the carts too

This game is great! Golf Cart physics are "great". The game is generally fun.

this the best game ever how do i unlock more maps

Fun golf game with goofy cart physics. Lots of fun to play with friends

THIS IS THE SINGLE GREATEST GOLF GAME I HAVE EVER PLAYED!!!!!! such unique swing mechanics that are easy to pick up but hard to master with lots of variety in clubs. 11/10 game highly recommend playing with friends

Charming idea but not in a good place for multiplayer. Emoting breaks your view so you cannot look up or down (which means you can't interact with the golf ball). No way to tell who is who or whose ball is whose. Would be nice if you could ride golf carts together and change your looks more.

10/10 This game is so fun. Fun controls and easy to pick up. For sure recommend to anyone looking to play some chill fun golf with some friends.