
Grandpa goes on a third person, action adventure killing rampage, with his grandson after his smoking session was interrupted by a phone call.
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Discounts
Every price cut of more than 20% we have observed, in each market that quoted one, with this game's chart position on either side of it. These are episodes, not a model: a sale is one event, and one event cannot tell you what the next one will do.
Reviews, worldwide (the counter carries no country): 2/day in the week to Aug 24 → 5.71/day in the week after.
For scale, across Steam · Top Sellers · Brazil over the last 30 days: the 26 chart moves that followed a price cut of more than 20% went a median of 7 places towards #1, and the 2,402 moves with no price cut behind them went 2 away. One store, one chart, one country — it is the only place we have enough observations to say even that.
Prices outside the United States have been collected since 6 August 2026 and chart positions since 19 July 2026, so a cut older than that has no market to compare and a market that joined later has no history yet. Nothing here is converted between currencies.
About
A strange phone call has invaded the peace of Grandpa… Only you have the power to rescue the mistress so Grandpa can return to chill in his house. The neighborhood is now your fight arena for an epic fight to rescue the mistress, kill all the enemies! Can you rescue the mistress?
Campaign
Grandpa will have a visually stunning retro third person action adventure campaign that will keep you on the edge of your seat, with semi open linear level environments with very good world building and storytelling. Grandpa will have intensely gratifying gameplay experience blending Retro graphics with modern third person mechanics.
Free DLC:
The game includes the Free DLC inside the game and the 2nd Free DLC is currently in development.
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Engagement
Reviews
Themes across 250 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
Reviews
very nice game, although content a bit lacking atm; less I played like 110 minutes and finished it. I hope for more content in the future. A lot more yap to follow: The music is quite loud in some segments. I wish there would be sliders in options for volume. I didn't really need it, but options to change the key/controller bindings would be nice, so that they can be changed for preference or ergonomics. In the game, you can find more guns and healing items than ammo for weapons. I suggest that there should be repair kits for guns or, idk merge guns to repair them? In the beginning I carried like 3 weapons of each type except melee (revolver, Scar, shotgun, SCAR-20) in the inventory to replace. Later on I decided to lower that amount to two guns (one active one spare in case of durability going to 0) so i can carry more ammo. Another small gripe i have is how often bodies of enemies have ammo for guns they didn't use, if they had any. at one point i had a ton of handgun ammo. Revolver is my favorite weapon to use compared to the SMG offered, as the SMG eats through the ammo reserve very fast. I usually like having a fallback gun, for last resort when other guns no longer have ammo. Using SMG and the revolver in tandem usually leads to me running out of ammo for my fallback, and the SMG does too little damage, too much recoil and firing rate is too fast. I see no reason as to why use it, even in close quarters if the shotgun exists. Maybe a glock with an alt firing mode (like a switch to a burst fire, or maybe a full auto) would be a better choice, even at an expense of lower damage, due to potentially allowing for a quick switch of fire mode for close quarters as a shotgun alternative if needed? I'm not a game designer lol, just really into gunplay. I only ever found one round for SCAR-20 (the sniper variant), which didn't really make sense for me to use unless there'd be a boss fight or a spot where the enemies can be seen well from distance. My suggestion: let SCAR-20 use the same ammo as other assault rifles, but make it so it's a trade-off to use compared to the AR variant of Scar or other ARs, or just make the ammo for it more common. One more thing about guns, if I have to carry ammo in my inventory instead of a void like a lot of shooters do, can I at least be able to take out the ammo from a gun? Why I'd want to do that: when a gun breaks, being able to salvage it would be swag. I'd be cool to also have feedback when it breaks. My revolver broke at some point during a fight and I was confused why it wasn't firing; hud said i had ammo loaded. A sound effect and maybe a red text on the ammo hud that says broken or something would certainly help with clarity. I switched a gun, finished the job and looked into it. In the first chapter or level, i was confused for a second as to how to progress because the way was blocked by the barrels, and those weren't really labeled as explosive. Only after I saw something behind them I looked if i can maybe push or shoot them. Died to that nuke. Oh yeah, also making it obvious that there isn't more content after a chapter or level would be nice, like "continued in chapter 3" or something. It was confusing to get thrown into the main menu after the cutscene, when I was getting ready for further gameplay.
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All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: English**languages with full audio support
Hours played at review time, across 250 reviews with recorded playtime.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
Greatest game of the decade, would ♥♥♥♥ up some feds again
Life changing game. If you are thinking about playing this. BUY IT
this is what art should be
SEX, DRUGS, GRANDPA
so much AI slop.... and I love it lol just good dumb fun. turn off your brain for a few hours and get Grandpa laid
Grandpa High on Retro is really interesting and hilarious. It kept me entertained from start to finish, and I'd definitely recommend it to anyone looking for a fun and memorable game!
Insanidade pura, vale muito cada segundo :)
ok. this game has terrible graphics, simply gameplay but it will make you play it, ok? so shut up and buy it, don't make grandpa angry
GOTY
Players by region
Where this game's players are, estimated from review languages.
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