Goonya Monster

the game is autistic, but it doesnt respect my autistc saw this on sale for a dollar and figured with its obvious splatoon inpiration and it being a multiplayer game that likely on a deep discount to add a boost to the player base could use some supprt. i love indiesm esp ambitious ones. it immeidatly seemed cute and endearing a goof ball anime sorta way, but what i experienced once the novelty of bold animation and characters yelling all of their lines gave way to the relization that at least the english dub is poorly localized and either not well acted or not well voice directed. during the first cut scene i was begging for the bad line reads to end halfway so i could get to some maybe good gameplay...and when i got to the gameplay there was so much noise ;visual and audio, that made it very hard to play. im sure not everyone will have my experrience but as some with sensory sensitivities it was like an assualt on the senses...but that seems less a product of the game just being what it is and the game exucuting some things so poorly it makes it less accessible in the process. the music for example seems good but its so poorly mixed with the sfx audio that it becomes grating very easily, and that sound salad only gets more grating as in the tutorial with tutorial cat flatly repeating FIND THE UNDEAD, monotone on repeat,....what im saying is , this game makes perhaps the worst first impression i've ever seen. i havent even talked about how stiff and low effort feeling the actual player models look. i was starled by the animation shange from the cutscenes to the game itself...it was like night and day. it plays stiffly and fells like the game is contatnly yelling to keep my attention. i didnt even realize how much a game like splatoon respects my attention span? hell even friends vs friends is a better time than this..... maybe there is something here to love that i havent given the game the time to show me. and i recognize that will be the case for others. i lemment that fact actually. we've done so very few reviews on this website and it pains me to write such a glowingly negative review, AND ON CHRISTMAS NO LESS , i feel like i feel ion my gamer sword, i feel like i failed this game....but really, this game failed me however...i do love cats

I LOVE GOONING WITH REI

#1 best game I've ever played, has no issues whatsoever and everyone should play it. Monsters should definitely win if they're evenly skilled with the busters, but no one ever plays monster so it's actually fine. Also Nyamo is the best character in all of fiction and everything negative the story ever says is wrong and incorrect and fake news because Nyamo is peak! You should only really play the game with your friends because there's no one else online ever sadly (there should be 1000000 people playing it though)

Онлайн мёртв, покупать бессмысленно. Лобби не находится, поиграть невозможно.

I miss this game :(((( no one plays anymore :((((((((((((((((((((((( cutest designs ever tho I love the character designs so much

I really wish more people played this game </3... Its actually really fun its peak fr

도야

It's got pretty good music and I like the dub

a severe lack of players, im usually the only player online at a time unless im able to get my friends to play but i really love it ♡♡ i don't use steam much, in fact i dont really play games much.. but this game is the perfect type of game for me. its simple and repetitive with a cute character customization. the stories really fun too! i love brainrotting and playing this game while chatting with friends. if you really like simple, cute and fun competitive games, i would recommend goonya monster :3

It's remarkable that I like this game as much as I do. I find weeb culture extremely alienating, something this game directly appeals to; I hate jpop, which makes up the majority of this game's soundtrack; I have live service slop, which this game fits categorically within as a category; and the hearing the f*cking word "nyamo" that is repeated ad nauseum by the game's "cute" mascot (no really, it's CONSTANT) makes me want to drill a hole in my head -- and yet it's a very delightful experience I've already played too much of. Also very nice that the game offers local splitscreen, what a boon that is in a market where such features are now largely overlooked.