GetMeBro!

GetMeBro, kıyamet sonrası bir dünyada geçen gerçek zamanlı bir kafa kafaya savaş oyunudur. Savaş alanına girin ve amansız bir yaşam yarışında rakiplerinizi alt edin. En iyi stratejiyi yaratın ve çeşitli yetenekler arasından seçim yaparak zaferinizi garantileyin.

Жена сказала, что если на этом обзоре наберётся 10 лайков и 5 наград, то она подарит ящик пива. Мужики, выручайте!

GetMeBro! is an abandoned Early Access mobile app that was dumped on Steam as a cash grab. It's a hybrid racing/2D platformer where you do basic action platforming across a simple platformer level trying to beat other players if there were any. You're expected to grind ranked matches to "progress". It's a completely shallow experience with absolutely no redeeming features or interest for PC gamers. Because it's a mobile app. The technical implementation is the usual lazy dump-and-run expected from mobile devs trying to gouge PC gamers, but they at least did add customisable controls and tweakable resolution... of course this just scales the low resolution mobile app sprites and raster assets. At least it's not pixel "art"? The game still looks pretty bad and the assets look phoned in. There's an appalling $35 USD of garbage DLC for this unfinished and abandoned mobile app, on top of the mobile peasant in-game currency infestation, so you can see the typical greedy attitude of mobile developers. That's despite the game being abandoned over 2 years ago and left on Steam to pollute the place. Mobile garbage like this simply doesn't belong on PC. I didn't spend thousands building a gaming rig so I could pretend it's an iPhone.

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На твоем окне инеем зима рисует линии Знай тепло твоего имени Никогда не растает внутри меня Когда на город опустится снег мы обязательно увидимся во сне Всего этого мира нет, если ты во мне Но ты смеешься, осталось, прикосновения все взорвется Я знаю, между нами, ничего не бывает просто Если придется Мы разобьемся, вместе и горим ярче солнца Останемся в нашей вечности

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