GabeN: The Final Decision

лучшая игра

Габен ахахахахах

Couldn't even start the game. Clicking "New Game" crashes the game. I just wanted to play a game about our beloved Lord Gaben. *sigh* Thanks for the gift, Santi!

Picked this up on sale out of curiosity, and honestly it's exactly what you'd expect from a one-person RPG Maker game built around Valve memes — the humor lands occasionally, especially if you remember the 'Valve can't count to three' era, but it wears thin fast. The encounter rate is absurdly high, most battles are just mashing attack, and then the final boss swings wildly in the other direction and becomes a brutal slog. The visual inconsistency is jarring too, with stock RPG Maker assets sitting right next to poorly cut-out photos of Valve staff. I'll give it credit for being short enough that it doesn't overstay its welcome, and the main menu music is genuinely a bop. Unless you're farming trading cards or hunting achievements, I'd skip it — this one should've been free.

Milei gana en octubre de manera aplastante.

Unfunny, poorly designed RPGMaker game with tedious combat, generic assets and unbalanced boss fights

Took me longer to complete than its supposed to, lack of youtube videos. but the guides were useful.

One of the hidden gems to come out of steam greenlight. Godspeed greenlight, for offering us the privilege of witnessing this masterpiece

This is the second worst game I've ever played, the first being Gabe Newell Simulator. Unlike Gabe Newell Simulator, this game stops being funny relatively quickly in its ~4 hours of playtime. It's still interesting, I think? I mean I played it all the way to the end, until there was a final boss that If i remember correctly was impossible to beat due to my overconsumption of resources in the game. Idk, I will not dock points for that in case I was just ass at the game, but idk man if you have a Gabe Newell fetish you might like it 4/10

I expected this to be a five minute Meme Game but I legitimately got invested in it, that ending was BRUTAL