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Discounts
Every price cut of more than 20% we have observed, in each market that quoted one, with this game's chart position on either side of it. These are episodes, not a model: a sale is one event, and one event cannot tell you what the next one will do.
Reviews, worldwide (the counter carries no country): 0.14/day in the week to Sep 13 → 0.4/day in the week after.
For scale, across Steam · Top Sellers · Brazil over the last 30 days: the 26 chart moves that followed a price cut of more than 20% went a median of 7 places towards #1, and the 2,400 moves with no price cut behind them went 2 away. One store, one chart, one country — it is the only place we have enough observations to say even that.
Prices outside the United States have been collected since 6 August 2026 and chart positions since 19 July 2026, so a cut older than that has no market to compare and a market that joined later has no history yet. Nothing here is converted between currencies.
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Reviews
Themes across 47 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
Reviews
Linux build crashes on launch Doesn't hide mouse Missing basic features Looks & sounds terrible Not funny Not fun
It's a real turd of a game.
Mouse isn't locked to the sights so can fly off to your other monitor/across the screen, bland (possibly stock textured) areas with almost nothing to find, 0 incentive to fight enemies and not just run as they drop nothing and can even block the way when killed, and on top of everything it's based off an old joke from early 2000's that's just not funny anymore. Thought I might get some enjoyment out a random ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game I knew was bad, but wasn't even funny bad. Just bland. Honestly would not be surprised if the ending cutscenes and music are just taken from random youtube videos, basically no original content worth seeing if so.
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Stats
All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: English**languages with full audio support
Hours played at review time, across 47 reviews with recorded playtime.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
Watching paint dry is more fun than this game
Honestly, I don’t even know why I played and I’m never gonna get that time back -2/10
the joyous adventures of the rotund fat man
GOTY
Am glad somebody is making good use of my gambling money
gaben
This game is so bad that it is good.
Active players
Estimated daily and monthly active players (DAU/MAU) modeled from peak concurrency.
Players by region
Where this game's players are, estimated from review languages.
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