Fashion Police Squad

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The game is pretty good. One of the better doom-like. Pretty interesting mechanics overall. My only gripe is with a character, I think the only "death" in the game, he just goes, "poof" and is gone... Like, I expected more from it if that's what they wanted, but I hear it was supposed to be a trope from noir movies so idk.

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This game turned out way more fun then I thought it would be never play indie games either really would recommend if u just tryna play something real quick

Hey kiddo, Handsome Jack here... and I just played Fashion Police Squad, and apparently somebody looked at the fashion industry and thought, “You know what this needs? A heavily armed police officer who shoots bad outfits with a sewing machine.” Finally. A law enforcement agency I can support. You play as Sergeant Des, and your job is apparently to patrol the streets looking for people committing the unforgivable crime of dressing badly. And honestly, I've spent billions of dollars running Hyperion and I've never encountered a more important public service. Someone's wearing a boring suit? ARRESTED. Someone's pants are too baggy? DEPLOY THE BELT OF JUSTICE. Someone's outfit is lacking color? PAINT GUN. Somebody's socks don't match? DEPLOY EXTREME VIOLENCE. This is law enforcement done properly. The weapons are probably the best part. You've got a sewing machine, a belt launcher, a color-changing gun, and various other fashion-related instruments of destruction. It's like DOOM, except instead of fighting demons you're fighting the horrifying concept of beige clothing. And the enemies are fantastic. Each fashion crime requires a different weapon, so you're constantly switching equipment depending on what sartorial disaster is standing in front of you. It's basically a tactical shooter. Except the tactics are “THIS MAN'S JACKET IS UGLY.” The levels are colorful, fast, and full of ridiculous little jokes. There's no attempt to be serious, and honestly, why would it? You're running around shooting people with a sewing machine while wearing enough neon colors to blind a satellite. It's beautiful. It's art. It's corporate branding. The movement and shooting are also surprisingly fun. It has that classic fast-paced arena-shooter feel, with enemies constantly throwing ridiculous fashion crimes at you while you're running around trying to fix them. And the soundtrack? Fantastic. Everything about this game feels like someone took an old-school shooter, put it inside a fashion magazine, gave it ADHD, and told it to solve the world's wardrobe crisis. 10/10, kiddo. Absolutely flawless. I'd give it 11, but apparently even I have to acknowledge that there's a limit to how much fashion-based violence one man can legally endorse. Still... Hyperion could use a Fashion Police division. I'll provide the uniforms. They're mandatory.

Este juego me dio una grata sorpresa, me pareció refrescante tanto visualmente como jugablemente, es un juego realmente entretenido que también hace guiños de vez en cuando a FPS clásicos, como Doom o Shadow Warrior. Lo único que si podría marcar que me molesta es que te están deteniendo a cada rato para que los personajes hablen (Principalmente al inicio del juego), que está bien hasta cierto punto, pero llega un momento en el que cansa y solo querés pasar los diálogos rápido para poder seguir jugando.

decided to get it this game being into fps's and fashion. and my god is it fun. really good feel for the movement and gunplay, as well as some really fun bosses (with the odd easter egg? if you'll call it that). with a good story and some good characters. I like being able to have to use everything in my arsenal to combat against the enemies. means you cant just use an OP weapon on everything like in some other games. Really like the graphics too, a nice throw back to some older games of a similar genre but with a more modern twist. colours really help bring this game to life. For a title that came out just under 4 years ago. I'm annoyed that I didn't get this sooner. as it really is a blast when your looking for a more fun and different kind of game. 9/10 - Would call the fashion police to help with fashion crimes IRL