So I purchased Erotic Jigsaw Challenge at some point in time.. I can't really remember when,, I was either drunk or tired, possible both... I can't remember the day, the week, the month, the year, but some how this marvelous piece of mind challanging awesome sauce wound up in my Steam Library..
The first time I played it,, it was rainy outside, my wife was recovering from some surgery which prevented her from providing her "ahem" womanly duties and upon searching the new Releases this game stuck out to me.. The way a drunk homely girl dancing on the bar sticks out when the Bartender gives out last call and you've got one chance.. one shot.. one opportunity to ensure you're not going to climb into your loft and do something which sounds like.. Slacking Off..
So I added to my cart and I made the purchase.. a bead of sweat formed on my brow and I instinctly looked from side to side, knowing I had made a mistake but having the realization that like that time I tried to burn off the crabs the damage was already done..
Upon starting the game I was greated with a nice enough looking screen, two semi clothed females on either side fo the screen enticing me to fire up the game.... AND SO I DID.. WIth my one hand of fury I went to work furiously.... err ,... get your mind out of the Gutter.. like Julian from the Trailer Park Boys I had a drink in my left hand..
Anyway time to review the game..
It's your usual Video game puzzle game.... kinda bare bones if I must say so myself.. You take pieces and fit them together.. The only difference is this game features girls in provocative positions and various states of undress.. Don't fear seeing all the puzzles as the game has one difficulty setting... EASY.. You can put the puzzles together in a matter of 10 - 15 minutes fairly easily. None of the pieces require turning or altering like other popular jigsaw games..
So is Erotic Jigsaw Challenge worth the purchase.. for a meager .99 cent I'd have to give this game the thumbs up.. While it's not the most difficult, or interesting game, you can buy it for less then a Cheeseburger at McDonalds... The pictures are decently drawn and while they won't really jumpstart the Fap' o meter, they are decent enough that'll you'll want to see the next one in the batch..
To Sum it up... .99 isn't anything, so buy the game, enjoy it, and remember what my friend Bill says.
"put the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again.." Buffalo Bill...
