DRINK HUMAN BEANS
You will created to be tortured by a sentient job application. You will learn to live, laugh, love until the walls bleed. You will become a succulent beverage.
Estimated lifetime revenueLow confidence
$1.9K
$562.1low → high range$5.6K
Modeled estimate, not a reported figure. How we estimate →
Est. copies sold
428
mid estimate
Reviews
22
Media
Screenshots & trailer
About
About the game
Mysterious Fulfillment Complexes that turn humans into virtual products are being constructed NEAR YOU!
Features:
Relatable phone-based interaction system.
Immersive, simulated interactions in an enriching environment.
A fully-expressive, consent based, dialogue system that provides you with a unique life-affirming personality.
Privileges:
Multiple opportunities for violence-based stress relief.
Performance-based promotional opportunities allow for varying experiences of finality and operational re-alignment.
Advanced placement possible for skilled operators in a non-disclosed field
(Security Clearance Required).
Minimum Qualifications:
Must be able to read, quickly.
Comfortable with phone-like human interfaces.
Able to complete assigned tasks independently.
Preferred Qualifications:
Motivated to solve problems and navigate systems without formal training or a clear directive.
Resilient to psychologically-demanding scenarios without clear resolutions.
Possesses a natural inclination for cathartic, violence-based problem-solving.
Strong desire to generate Value.
Tinnitus resistance.
Morally flexible.
Important System Disclosures:
Standard Break policy is in effect to maximize Operator Coherence.
Occasional Service Outages may result in minor system instability.
During outages, compliance with Secur Protocol will ensure you have a safe and predictable experience.
Any fear you experience as part of this simulated program is valid and real.
Genuine human interaction is not available at this time.
Disclaimers:
*Payment is required prior to engaging in this unique opportunity. Compensation for your participation cannot be provided in a traditional format, and will instead be delivered directly as Value.
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