Double Dragon Dodgeball

It's everything I remember loving about the oldschool ones and more. You run at the enemy, launch the ball like a railgun, and watch your enemies get splattered into the wall and then turn into little angels as they expire. It's goofy, it's amazing, and if you don't like it, then it's obvious you never appreciated the originals. I was more psyched for this than the main game, and I absolutely love that it'll never be available to anyone but those of us who actually cherish and appreciate this franchise. blue, I'm calling YOU out in this review. You went out of your way to pre-order this, and then went out of your way to trash talk it with a negative review despite obviously having no idea what you were getting yourself into by buying it. It's a damn shame you're even allowed to play this gift, and an even bigger shame that you're allowed to have a voice that will discourage veteran gamers from reliving this gem, as statistically, some will be discouraged as a result. This one is for the oldheads, those of us who enjoyed it originally and went out of our way to make sure we could enjoy it modernly NEED TO HEED MY WORDS HERE and not listen to blue. This is legit the oldschool experience all over again, and I just hope people read this instead of his horrible take on something he clearly knows nothing about. 11/10 game. Okay, going to go splatter some cretin dodgeball players into the wall and watch their spirits ascend to heaven as I did so many years ago.