
Steal donuts to feed your fat cryptid wife or die trying! Donuts for Deer Teeth is a top-down, roguelite brawler where your only goal is to steal whatever you can get your grubby little raccoon paws on before shoving it in the face of some weird deer-faced skull thing.
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"Something stirs in the woods. It is ancient. It is hungry... for donuts."
You are Hoodie. Chronically unemployable and with a chip on your shoulder, you come across something in the woods. Something ancient, something that needs helps. Something... called Mari!
Steal donuts!
Feed them to your cryptid wife to build her strength!
Fast paced top down brawling; dive in swinging!
Beat up "cops!" Knock them senseless or crater them with your tits!
Try out 7 unique weapons across 7 unique levels!
Fatten Mari up to 7 levels of size!
Talk to a variety of weirdos!
Uncover some mysterious goings-on in the woods outside town...

This game has a large focus on fetish content and is unsuitable for anyone under the age of 18.
This game contains light horror elements (no gore tho)
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Languages: English
Engagement
Hours played at review time, across 43 reviews with recorded playtime.
Reviews
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Reviews
i love bbws
This game is goontastic!
Its always awesome seeing nsfw and fetish games that are just genuinely fun and aren't hetslop (for lack of a better term lol) gameplay is fun and satisfying, plus you get to beat cops to death which is always a plus. there's some creative abilities and buffs, and the story is simple but cute, we love freaky lesbians being not fully released yet, all my gripes with the game and its current beta are mainly stuff that will most likely be ironed out by release cons: -stealth is clear and easy to pick up, however its not very rewarded and its often easier to run and gun through every level with no regard for stealth. plus you're actively rewarded for attacking everyone cos most cops have extra donuts. so i hope at some point there's some incentive to sneak like being able to pickpocket, or enemies that are best not taken in direct combat - needs more diversity in buffs and power items. i love what's here, but there's alot of replay potential in having more items for more varied builds ive also been playing the beta and love the changes coming, though endless mode needs alot of work still and thats alright. some features i hope get added at some point though: - alternate story mode (like with mari) and more playable characters - a gallery or jukebox, this games music and art is fantastic - an auto eat button. sometimes u just collect 100 donuts and wanna just down them all in quick sucession lol - silly challenge modes like not being able to see past your boobs - as a trans person id love to see some extra rep and related kink content like maybe expandable hoodie bulge or an alt character/costume with one. - lemme poke maris tummy please please please very excited for this games future and im going to keep an eye on its development and edit my review accordingly (assuming i remember)
I love fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Nice little 90-minute long Hotline Miami-esque romp.
Very good game. I would love if it gets workshop compatibility for custom levels and outfits.
Quite possibly the best birthday gift ive gotten on here <3
So, can't believe I have another one of these on my account, but: -congrats, you got me to play a horror game which actually got me concerned (at least until I learned the teleporting camera does pretty much nothing) - the setting is interesting, and it took me way too long to realise the "mannequins" weren't mannequins - all in all, gg 9 out of 10, could've lived without seeing the ending cutscene. but I'm sure many would disagree
possum babe lowkey BAD lord have mercy
i love my cryptid wife
BIG CRYPTID WIFE = HAPPY LIFE
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