Don't Tax Me, Bro!

"Don't Tax Me, Bro!" tells the tale of a suave 80s dude-type who seems to find himself constantly on the run from the law. There is little explanation as to why our unnamed protagonist finds himself in this situation, but based on the title of the game, we are led to believe that he has not been paying his taxes. The game begins with the manly man stood in what I presume is his place of residence. He's holding a briefcase and appears to be expecting a knock at the door at any moment. The door is then burst in and two police officers appear. The protagonist then darts over the balcony and begins running with no intention of stopping. While running from the dibble there are coins to collect, which can be used later in the game. There are a variety of obstacles along the way which almost seem like they want to stop you in your efforts to escape the filth, who relentlessly pursue you the whole way. You will need to dodge plant pots, manholes, vicious dogs, and flying birds to but name a few. While the obstacles are plentiful, there is also assistance available along the way. This support comes in the form of power-ups such as a cup of coffee, which gives you a burst of energy to increase the distance between yourself and the fuzz; a vacuum cleaner, which picks up all the coins in your view; an explosive canister, which can be dropped on the plod; and an 80s-style mobile phone, which you use to call on two friends to run alongside you and take a hit from the many obstacles for you. After running a few missions with our main man it is possible to spend some of your hard-earnt coin and request the support his fellow ethical tax-dodging associates who will run missions and collect coin for you. It seems there are people from all walks of life who recognise the truth that taxation is theft, and are willing to resist the state's attempts to collect taxes. You can also use the coins to buy fancy new items of clothing for your geezer. All in all, a fun gaming experience, and a great message for all.

Very fun game. Beautiful 8 bit art, smooth controls and animations, entertaining powerups and nice music :)

It's an endless runner. Uhm. You can double jump... Remember when flash games were free? Yeah, there were hundreds more entertaining than this.

并没有玩过，仅仅为了+1，先给个好评待我日后玩了再来改！

slightly addictive and truly enjoyable runner, a "lost in bundles" with nice music. Divertente runner sul tema delle tasse, con guardia di finanza e uccellacci compresi. è possibile trovarlo in bundle, ma vale tutto il suo prezzo (3 euro, al momento).

I absolutely love it!

This is a impressivly stylish little endless runner. But as with all those games (canabalt etc) there is very little actual gameplay content. It feels like you have seen everything after a few minutes. Add in the 2 player (shared screen) and you have 10 minutes gameplay. If you are a machocistic enough to hunt the "late-game" achievements you will either get them in a few hours of souldraining grind or if you don't have the skillz or luck you'll likely go mad because you'll never ever ever get them in a million years! Maybe if you (as a player) invent some own rules to add to this (drinking game perhaps?) more fun can be had. Otherwise I'd simply stay away because no matter how cool the game is, it does become a chore real quick.