Don't Shit On My #!$@& Roof

Ah seems i "♥♥♥♥ On My #!$@& Roof"

The Moon Pirates are simply epic I stop the wretched beasts from voiding their bowels all over my humble abode I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on my compute and the fat dookie played the game for me also don't forget if you ♥♥♥♥ your pants in canada you ♥♥♥♥ your pants in real life 45 whale flavored jorts out of 25 half eaten car keys

It is really fun, really cheap. There is a game breaking problem in late game where there is so mujch stuff on the screen that it becomes unplayable with 2 fps. Still a fun game but you can't just grind it to the bone. Well, not with my pc

based on my pfp i think it's pretty obvious how i feel about the genre lol. it's like VS in its own way but there's definitely a learning curve. i personally would appreciate a colorblind mode or something similar; i'm not colorblind, but once the game hits the ~12-15 minute mark, it gets really hard to process everything going on on the screen (even with the artifacts that reduce pigeon spawn rate), and i've ended up running into enemies/gunner shots too many times to count as a result. the price scaling for upgrades/etc. is also a bit ridiculous. hopefully the devs will consider either lowering the prices or increasing the amount of dusts gained per run. (maybe also add some more music?) all in all though this is a really fun game and definitely worth playing, at least while i wait for the release of the next vampire survivors dlc lol

I played this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game a long ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time ago...I played this ♥♥♥♥ for almost a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hour. The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ birds always ♥♥♥♥ on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ roof. But that is ok because my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ roof is only there as bait because I am a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ psycho lord of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up birds and it is all I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ live for. Nothing gets my pecker erect like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up birds in every brutal way you can ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ imagine you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥. This ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game is a relatively unique ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spin on this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ genre of gaming... I blame ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Boomers for allowing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ doctors to diagnose their ♥♥♥♥ brained kids with made up ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ like ADD...now every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ has it. Give a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ excuse and soon you have a whole village of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.. They don't ♥♥♥♥ on my roof at least. They just ♥♥♥♥ in their pants and on the side walk where they leave their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ needles and used condoms... Buy the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

사지마요...공짜로 풀려도 하지마요... 레벨링 진짜...보스전이나 시간이나 몹이 강해지는 텀이 있는게 아니라 스킬 하나 찍을때마다 몹이 몇배로 강해지는 느낌..내 데미지는 한자리수로 강해지는데 몹 피통은 몇배로 뻥튀기해버리고 뭔 짓을 해도 15분 넘는건 피지컬로도 불가능해보이고 20분 찍는 스킬트리가 거의 정해져있어 초반에 스킬 안나오면 강제로 재시작 강요할 정도로 레벨링이 불합리함. 업그레이드 다 하면 뭔가 쉬워지겠지 했는데 찍으나 안찍으나 차이가 1도 안느껴짐. 영어라 내가 뭔가 놓치고 있는가 해서 끈질기게 했는데...낚였음... 나중엔 화면에 하도 오브젝트와 이펙트가 많아서 캐릭터가 안보임..

Great game. #!$@&/10