Don't Bite Me Bro! +

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they bit me

Bought this game due to nostalgia. I cannot believe how weirdly broken this game was, but my one single biggest issue is: HOW, genuinely HOW does a unity game not either use delta_time or lock the fps if the game's gravity is locked to it? I will also mention this as it was bit on the nose - even though I did not buy the dlc, but making weapons dlc and then having it mentioned during the tutorial is a tiny bit scummy. I do not recommend.

Deixando de lado os diversos bugs o jogo é divertido

Good for the price

como re concha me bajo del auto

Jogos muito bom de ps4 jogos bom

Muchas veces hay bugs pero buen juego con su precio que ofrece

Was searching for very cheap games I could buy for me and my friend to play together, sorted by multiplayer tag and this showed up and I remembered it being fun when I bought it on playstation. Game is only local multiplayer which I discovered very quickly after not being able to invite my friend to a game, later I check and it says it if you scroll down a bit. Disappointed to say the least. I might occasionally play this by myself but it's very unlikely. This game came out in 2018, is online multiplayer really that hard to implement? Even 7 years later? There's games from the early 2000's that still support peer to peer multiplayer or even dedicated servers so why is it an oversight on the game studio to implement this?

creador hijo de perra ojala te violen , buen juego