Dimetrosaur

When ♥♥♥♥ hit the fan and i had nothing, Dimetrosaur was there for me, when i had lost all hope and my family and freind gave up on me, when i lost my job, lost my foot to diabetes and turned to my gaming addiction, Dimetrosaur was there for me. I havent beem able to talk to people, or walk, or go outside, my weight is out of control, my foot hurts and i havent seen my penis in years. But this game was there for me to turn to. I would happily recommend this game to anyone who has lost there way and want to find something to live for and carry on...

What a modern masterpiece, no collection is complete without Dimetrosaur. Part metal gear love letter, part exploration on what it means to play god. Theres twists and turns, genuinely got scared at moments and jesus. SUPERB cutscenes, seriously bravo to Grade 9 Games here this is a masterpieces. it'll only take you about half an hour to get to the end, it does end a little too soon but it also doesnt outstay its welcome and tbf you cant really argue with the price. Please! make a sequel id play it immediately! If your looking to buy Dimetrosaur my advice to you is sit down with a buddy or two dont tell them anything, just put it on and start playing and you guys will have a blast. f***ing 10/10 bad ass game.

I smiled

what else can i say except this game is the best game out of any game i have ever played in years i recommend anyone who looks at this game, it's worth every single penny.

Actually more fun then it looks.

This game changed my life. I can see clearly now. Thank you Dimetrosaur!

I physically and mentally could not handle this game for more than 20 minutes 10/10

This materpiece predicted Insects being the big plot point for Jurassic World Dominon I give it a Insects/10

[h1]Not quite sure if the joke itself was worth the money.[/h1] It is an intentionally bad ms paint game with awful cutscenes and music that rivals that of RE director's cut basement theme. At least it provided a few laughs, like the dinosaur perspective from the top moving vertically, or how buildings are actually painted on the ground rather than on a z axis, or how you can change the bullet tragectory in 90º angles. overall not exactly worth the price tag for just 15 min of nonsense

This game ♥♥♥♥♥. It ♥♥♥♥♥ harder than blizzard ♥♥♥♥♥ over there audience. It ♥♥♥♥♥ harder that a root kit on my computer. It ♥♥♥♥♥ harder than someone that doesn't play smash. It ♥♥♥♥♥ harder than a plane hitting the north tower. It ♥♥♥♥♥ harder than the entire Spawn series by Todd McFarland. This ♥♥♥♥♥ harder than any studio Ghibli film. This is ALMOST as good as Gwimply, could use canned corn.