Diaper Dash®

Not your average shovelware, this amused me for a few minutes. Then I realized I was being amused with the poor quality. Then I closed the game.

Look. don't get me wrong, I love the idea and the one level I managed to play was really fun and just like remembered from my childhood but my god it crashes every time I launch it or freezes everytime I try to get into level two! So I can't with good concience reccomend this game since it's a gamble if you can even play it. Maybe if you can get it on a good bundle deal or discount it's worth it. If you have an older computer it might want to run it for you in which case go for it but not the way it works on my computer - for reference I have windows 10 and 4 GB Ram

no one owns this game

Like all DASH games, the formula is the same but the toppings are different. If you like these kinds of games then this one is a no-brainer! Best for soon to be mothers!

i loved the game as a kid but the game keeps freezing and closing. i wish i could play the game.

This game seems simple and casual upon first inspection but underneath this colorful facade you will discover a dark and twisted world like no other. Corporations experimenting on babies fire their assistant who curiously ruins an experiment simply by picking up the baby and in his confused misery following termination he seeks advice from a local surly waitress named "Flo." Wilson, the assistant in question, goes on to start his own daycare in his sister's basement which develops a massive following in a matter of days. He eventually is in charge of caring for hundreds of babies a day with the help of his robots who don't perform their primary and only duties all that well. WIlson also has a strange habit of throwing away all his money and extra equipment that cost him thousands of dollars as well as downgrading all his machines the second he moves into a bigger working space. The fact that this clearly insane man who is borderline sexually obsessed with machines can have so much responsibility leads to questions regarding what kind of world these people live in. Where you pay upwards of $2000 to have a "friendly smile" which magically encourages people to give you more money. There's also the fact that fully clothed toddlers are thrown in with the other babies that causes some bewilderment. Welcome to the dark world of Diaper Dash. I sincerely hope this wins Game of the Year because it has one of the most unique and intriguing storylines I have seen in 2010. I highly recommend this addicting game.

Lots of fun, easy to play.

the game keeps freezing up after 30 seconds i cant even play it.

yes but it freezes occasionally

Get the game on sale, this game was made back in 2009. So there is not a lot of gameplay, but I bought it to remind me of my childhood, not for content. Was a nice game to keep me busy for a few hours while I beat it again. Some people reported freezing or the game crashing, I have not had any of these issues. Update: I am around 6 hours into this game, I am towards the last 4 or 5 levels of the game. It just crashed on me in the middle of the game. I finished the game at about 7 hours, this was completing each level on expert. I still say get it on sale, it's more worth $5 not $10 in today's gaming standards.