Desktop Honey

Отлично. Лежит на мониторе уже 3 часа. Не шевелится. Ждем дальнейшее развитие событий.

[h1]At a Glance[/h1] [table] [tr] [td](Adult) Content[/td] [td](F) Sexual content.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Censorship?[/td] [td]No. Woot! Woot![/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Hours of Gameplay[/td] [td]Fifteen minutes.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Modding Support?[/td] [td]No.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Patch Available?[/td] [td]Download as DLC.[/td] [/tr] [/table] [b]Desktop Honey[/b] is a lewd desktop pet. [h1]Gameplay[/h1] Drag and drop a waifu anywhere on your screen, and choose from a handful of animated poses. [b]Desktop Honey[/b] is a standard desktop pet. Provided the adult patch is installed, you can remove her clothes and view a "sexual" animation. [h1]Story[/h1] There is no story (and I'm not making one up!) [h1]Visuals[/h1] There is no titlescreen or user-interface. To control [b]Desktop Honey,[/b] you'll need to smash keys (and see [iwhat happens[/i]) -- or keep the store page open for reference. Though you're able to resize your pet, beyond a slight increase she'll start clipping through an invisible frame. The animations and character model are the same that I've seen in countless memeware. [b]- The Goods -[/b] The base game does not feature adult content. Desktop Honey - 18+ This DLC adds nudity and "sex". There is one new animation, and it depicts a disembodies wiener thrusting in and out of a painted-on vagina -- as she stands nonchalantly. [h1]Verdict[/h1] I don't recommend this desktop pet. Not only is Desktop Honey not particularly [i]interactive,[/i] but she isn't entertaining either. Having an onscreen waifu is a cool idea; but how many people are interested in watching stock death animations? [table][tr][td][url=https://wombattrap.com/review/desktop-honey/]To read the full length review, click here![/url][/td][/tr][/table] [h1]Support the Wombat[/h1] [b]<3[/b] Follow the [b]Wombat Trap Curator[/b] page for more reviews! [url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/36272124-Wombat-Trap/]Click here![/url] [b]<3[/b] Join the [b]Wombat Trap Group[/b] to stay up to date on propaganda! [url=https://steamcommunity.com/groups/wombattrap]Click here![/url] [b]<3[/b] Sell your soul to me with [b]Patreon[/b] to keep me alive! [url=https://www.patreon.com/datwombat]Click here![/url]