Debt Free Dopamine

Finally, I can satisfy my urge to do hundreds of scratch offs without: - Leaving my house - Going to the gas station and seeing gas station people - Spending way more than $2 However, the game doesn't include a pack of smokes so that is my only suggestion for a future DLC. Menthols preferably.

Features include: ✅ Scratch tickets ✅ Dopamine ✅ Poor financial decisions ✅ A typo the developer openly refused to fix Finally, a game brave enough to be authentic

For many years I chose the lifestyle of going into debt over dopamine, being a dope, having no freedom, and having nothing to call mine. I've spent years combing the world wide web for areas where I could find dopamine, and I did get awfully close when I happened upon a video about two girls sharing a cup of chocolate ice cream. I came close a second time when I played a game called Mine Free Dope-in-Debt, and that was just about a foolish man that didn't have explosives that had poor spending habits. That brings us to the present day, where I now have Debt Free Dopamine. I have now reached the pinnacle of human existence. I now have the lived experience of the section of humanity that makes pilgrimages to the gas station to buy piles of scratchers (usually accompanied with some form of tobacco product) ...and I am all the wiser for it.