Death Road to Canada

do NOT let garfield get in the car, worst mistake of my life

Not sure I'll ever make it to Canada but I'm having a great time trying!!

ゾンビだらけの世界で唯一安全地帯だと言われているカナダに向かう人々の数奇な人生＆奇妙な運命と生き様を描いたゾンビアクションゲーム。（多分） 一番いい所と言えば自分でキャラクターを作って冒険できる事ですね…と言っても決まっているパーツを選んで作成するわけですが…一応頑張れば似せたキャラクターを作れる。パーティは４人しか組めません。 ちなみにこのゲームは大体運命によって〇される事が多いです。 （展開もランダムで起きる為、キャラクターの強さによって危険を回避できるか出来ないかになっております。） ですが自分はこのゲーム好きすぎてスマホ版とswitch版も買ってしまいました。 ゾンビゲームで自分でキャラクターを作ってゲームに参加させれるゲームなんてレアですからね。 動作も普通にすらすら動けるし…物語は運が良ければ最後まで行けます。 デメリットと言えばセーブが出来ない事だけですね。 やっと最後だ！と思いきやゾンビにやられてしまってうっかりゲームオーバーになる事もあります。 自分なんて何回ゲームオーバーになった事があるのだろう…自分が下手なだけだと思いますが(-_-;) このゲームに向いている方は ●ランダムイベント好きです ●自分の作ったキャラクターで冒険したいんだよッ！！ ●自分のキャラクターがゾンビに噛まれても平気だッ！←（ゾンビに〇されると無残な姿になる為…） ●とにかく冒険させろ！ ●最後までいけなくてもあきらめない＆挫けない。 な人に向いています！ ちなみにsteam版はスマホ＆switch版にはない日本語MODがある為、めっちゃイイです！

If I were to describe this game in one sentence it would be: The Oregon trail on acid in a zombie apocalypse. And it’s one of the best games out there. One of my runs I picked up 3 dogs in a trench coat along with uncle Sam. Sadly Sam died as I was trying to save Bruce lee to learn Kill-Fu. Luckily I saved Lee and it turns out that Sam turns into a super buff dude with a bald eagle head when he dies so it worked out. However after that our giant hotdog car ran out of gas so we had to go on foot. This led to us being jumped by a group of bandits who beat buff bald eagle Sam to death and killed one of my own characters, John Canada (May his soul be blessed in maple syrup). Luckily we found an alien space car that we just managed to get by helping a alien and a government agent from men in black. Unfortunately at this point all other members of my party but the 3 dogs in a trench coat, which had revealed themself in their true 3 separate dog form, died. Just when I thought it was over, 1 of my 3 dogs had a single primitive thought float though his head, “CANADA”. And with that he stood up, on two feet, and plugged the keys into the car and started driving. With the power of 3 dogs, one of which could drive cars and later, as I would find out, also use firearms such as an automatic shotgun, we made it to Canada. After barely making it to Canada, all the dogs went their separate ways. Alex peeped on everything he could, Alyssa wrote a book about how to survive outside Canada ( I have no clue how a dog was able to write a book), and Cat (Yes, that was the dog's name) became the president of Canada. DRTC is such a labor of love, from the wacky dialogue and events, to the numerous out of place characters from its own and other IP’s. it’s just a dingus diamond. Overall a great 8.5-9 out of 10 game. At the start it may be difficult and have less crazy events, but if you play on and understand events and how to build characters to safely navigate them, you will truly find a fun, if not niche, game.

reviewing this to put it on overwhelmingly positive, also goated game

看似休闲，实则硬核，熟练后一局可能就要2小时，而且特别上头

Pro-Canada propaganda! I know they are hiding more weapons of mass destruction than are shown in this documentary.