Dad Hungry!

[h1]#tinygamereviews[/h1] [code]there's a funny face in it with funny animations; that's all[/code] [list][list] [*][b][u]Overall Score[/u][/b]: 💩/5 [/list] [hr][/hr] [h1][b]Curator: [url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/42137521/]Nostalginauts[/url][/b][/h1] [h1]Full Review[/h1] I suffer so you don't have to. [i]Dad Hungry![/i] is neither fun, funny, nor particularly-memeworthy. The "coolest" part about it is the title graphic. please do not buy it and plě̵̛̗̼̩̰̳̲͔͓̱́a̷̮̫̺͗̾̓̏̃̓͐͜͠se do̶̢̡̧̹̥̳̹̦̻̖͔̟̹̞͈͉̽̎͛̉̌̏̉ͅ ̸̘͐̀͝ṋ̴̢̢̛̞̮͎̼̦̪̻̳̪͙͎̯̌͂͐̚̚̕͠ȏ̴̧̲̰̩͈̠̰̬̹̟̜̹̈́͑̈͗̌͆͐̀̆͝͠ͅt give̴̛̤̰͔̻̣̯̥̩̗̥̓̓̈̇̆̾͋̈́̾̃͒̆͆̚̚͝ ̶̟̝͕͕̜̠̭̯͋̑͐̒̊͑̏̍̊͐̑̎̂̊́͘͝m̶̯̫͚̻̮͎̪̠͆͊̇̀̇̓͂̓̇̀̅̇ͅộ̶̧̲͉͓̻̘͚̺̱͔̞̰̓̋͜neņ̴̢̛̠̮̝̳͕̹͓̟̹̈̓̓̄͋ę̶̥̲͇̭̬͕͕̲̩̱̀͆̇̑̾̊̉̏̇̄̋̏̚͠͝͠ͅẙ̴̛͕̍́͛̒̅̉̋̚͝ to this̶̮̼͈̺̪̯̳̱̹̽͐ ̷̢͙̮͉̪͙͉̭͕̳̼̜̅͗̔̀̓̾͗̓̀̔̉̀̃͘̚͘͜͠s̴͓͆̈́͋̄̈́ö̶̹̤̣̪͍̝̓̀ŗ̴̢̡̰̱͖̬̼̓̐̍̀̊̎̇̏͛͠t of l̵̢͓͌͆̀̂͗̒̆̽̓́́͗̑̊̽̐͒̓̈́͝ö̷̡̢̢̧̙̩̬͔͍̝̙̰̱̙͕̖̗̼͎́̐͊͗̂͛̑́̾͂̀̈́̂̔̆͑͑̎̌̾͘̕w̸̨̛̞̥̠͖̣͔̤̾̔̒̾̔̅̅͂͗̈̀͗͠͝͝-̴͇̝̻͉͓͔̈̎ȩ̷̡̛̦̼̙̻̜͖̩͕͖͖͔̹͎͇̞̰̼̤̥̠̥͊̍̋͐̋̍͒̔̇̓̌̓̓̏f̸̨̬̟̭̯͚̭̙̞̘̪͔͖̊̒̏̍͒̓͌̾́͋̿̀̓̈̌̉̐́͠͠f̸̡̩̣̺̤̖͍̤͙͓͇̫̒̄̈͠͝ǫ̴̧̰͍̺̥̪̹̠̘̯͐̓̃͂̓̅͋̋̈̃̒̈́͗̄̀̂͋͐͜r̸̢̨̗͓͉̗͈̳̮̳͖͈̫̘̯͖̫͍̥̩͑̓̓̃̂́͂̾̽̽͐̔̐͆̚̚͠͠t̴̡̡̧̛̜͕̲̥͓̫̭͔̜̙̺͕̽͗̉̆̀̎̄͋̌͊͐͂͌̚̕̚ thiņ̸̖̩̰͈̼͇̹̝̀g̸͚̬̜̣͖̾͌̃͊͆̉̆̀̐͝ hę̴̢̡̨̧̢̢̡̡̧̨̧̧̢̨̧̨̛̛̛̝͍̬̮̺͕̱̻̬̦̬̯͎͖̟̪̼̲̜̟̙̱̜̤̤̲̦̦͎̖̯̼̩͙̱̩̞̞͓̖̮̖͙̙͓̻̦̝̠͇̼̗̠͕̠̪̲̜̼̠̟̭̜͇̭͈͉̲̙̗̟͕̝͈͈̤͖͕̼̝̹̦̺̫̥͓͕͇̳͇̘̳̼̮̞͖̺̙͎̘͔̩͖̭̭̗̟̪͍͎̣̝̣͓̩̘̺͖̟͖͚̗̪̭̦̤̯̠͚̳̜̬͉̞͉̠͚̖̥̩̫̼̠̱͎͖̩̼͇̱̗̣͍̟̱̪͓̣̘͖̳̦̜̘̪̦͙̮̣̭̯̜̻̼̫̺̗̩̹̻̪͇̝͈̥̤̞͙̭̝̥̩̠̰̘͔̤̥̖̙͚̭̗̯̖̬̜̭̼̩̪̬̲̖͕̆͌̽͑͗̊͋͌̿̔̐̎̒̀́͌̎̀͌̊̑͛̎̿̃̈́̌̑̑̀̈́̅̓̄̉̉͒̽̀͒̆̉͊́͐̽͒̈́̊̒̊̊́̔̆͒͑͒͆̌͆͋̑́͐̃̆͆̈́͑͗̿̂̑̿͑̍̉̀́̽̐̂͑̾̆̏̅̾͊͒̊̈́̓͌́̈́̏̎̀͂́̅̿̽̉̽̀̉̈́͒̈̍́̆̇͌̇̓͒̀̀̏̃̅̋̏̿̾̌̏̍̇̈̈́͐͒̅̈͒͂͌͛̀͗̂̆͛̅͐͗̄̆̅̀̄͊̋̌̈́́́̐̿̑̈͌̀͂̏̇̒̓́͐̐̈́̏̿̿̊́̄̐͒͐̐͋̋̿̔̇̈́̚̚̕̕̕̕͘̕̚̕̚̚͘̚͘͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͠͠͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅl̵̢̨̡̧̧̢̢̨̢̧̡̡̢̡̡̨̡̨̡̢̡̡̧̛̛̛̛̩̳̝̞̮͚̳͕͖̭̱̺͔̠̮̼̺̭̼̳̝̤̙̟̻̮͍̺͖̝͙̬̻͈̟͈̣͖͙̝̮̳̲̫̠̼͔̟̭̮̦̥̤̬̣̙͎̯̫̖̹̠̲̠͓̩̳̮͍̰̝̩̠̼̙̥̹͎̟̠͍͈͙̘͈̻̬̹̼͕̻̩̻̭̗͓͇̯͉͔̺͎͙̭̤̠͇͉͔̫̥̮̙͉͎̼̟͉͖̰̗͉̥͈̝̬͔̬̰̝̞̬̱̼̗͉̤͚̹̻̦͎̫̜̝̩̲̗̲͍̟̭̙͓̠̠͎̬̙̞͇̙̦͓͉̪͍̯̭̖̻̘̑̇͊͒̏̀̅͑̑̓́͛̿̃̎̎͋͛̆̀̀̽͋̈͊͌̆̈́̈̿̏͌̇̍̐̀̌͒̇̆͊̄͗͛̇̂̀̂̑͊̋̽̃͗̍̋̓̍̚͘͜͜͜͠͠͝͠ͅͅͅͅp̵̨̧̧̢̡̡̨̢̢̢̡̧̢̨̨̢̨̧̧̧̛̛̛̞̩̼͓̭̩͖̮̭̬̯̗̖̻͍͕͖̭̝̪̹̙͓̮̺̙̪̺̫͉̟̹̖̖̱͎͎͚̘̥̥̼̟̫̤̖̬̰̝̱͉̖̩̼͓͉̘̖̳̤̙͙͖̞̹̙̟̞̟͙̰͈͓̠̯̰͍͈̪̰̲̼̗̻̙̣̤̱͈̺̳͕͔̮̹͙̠̬̻͕̠͕͎̯̪̮̘͎̻̗̗̤͓̰̳̼͖̜͚̻̣̞͚̙̰̭̯̞͉͕̝̜̺̳̹̗̻̹̦̥͍̥̩̙̮̣̹̠̦̪̟̳̥̘̺̖̝̜̯̥̞̙̼̞̭͖͉͎̜͕̹͔̙̩̖̻͈̭̥̭̞̞͓̥̮͍̼͈͉̻̪͖̥͕̮̞̩̱̜̠̣̝̣͔̤̹̺͖̪̤̟̟̹̺͍̳͔̜̳̝̣̰̤̟̙͕̳͔̣͓̜̞̻̱̝͚̤̗̮͍̹͈̳̫͇̭̩̯͓̩̩̼̣̥̱̰̯͐̂̏̆̈́͆̈̆̂͗̍̏̿̅̇́̅̎̎̈́̈̍͒͂̉̈̋̐̎̿̐̈́̔͌̈́̑̉̃̏̈̀̉͛̿̈̈́̀͛̿͌̾̈̽̃̓̅̆̌̔͋̔͂̍̈́̍̒̑̐̓̑̿̈́̑͑̀̓̌̿̅̀̅̋͌̇̃̽̒̄͑͑̾̓̎͌̀̅̔̍̐̓́̃͊̏́͊̽̓̓̍̔̊̒̉̏̓̿̉̇͗͛̈́̓̐̔̄̏̑͐̋̀̍̕̚̚͘̚̕͘̕̚͘̕̕̕̚̚̕̕͘̚͜͜͜͠͝͝͝͝͝͠͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅ [list] [*][b][u]In-Game Purchases[/u][/b]: None [*][b][u]Learning Curve[/u][/b]: Easyish if you don't encounter the game-breaking drift bug [*][b][u]Replayability[/u][/b]: Low; once you win, you win and nothing changes [*][b][u]Recommended Purchase Price[/u][/b]: $0.01 only because it's mildly funny-looking and the person who made it deserves to have pennies thrown at them i guess [/list]