Cynoclept: The Game

Чтобы в это играть, надо курнуть чего посильнее, как собствено и поступил автор. Еще ни одна игра не вызывала такого сильного чувства жалости к мобам. Бедняги топчутся на месте или вовсе зависают. Самые невезучие отсиживаются в текстурах и печально воют свои зомбятские песенки. А мы в свою очередь никак не можем избавить их от мучений (кроме как вырубить игру и больше никгда не запускать). Оформление уровней просто на высоте...плинтуса. Даже глаза заболели. Фу такие игры делать, да еще и деньги за это требовать.

Во что я только что поиграл???? Автор, ты что курил??? Мой бедный комп,изрыгая пламя,как будто обожрался логика, еле запустил это нечто, ФПС, а что такое ФПС? Спросил он у меня и посадил его почти до нуля. Вот бегаешь ты, бегаешь мимо стремных зомби,как будто взятых из L4D, собираешь ключи, через минуту тебя уже тошнит от красной рожи в каждом углу и от банальности уровней и убогости текстур. Кто вообще такое в стим пускает? Давайте просто насрем гейбу под дверь и не будем покупать игры. А создателю посоветую пройти курс психотерапии после того как он доделает уроки. Не советую скачивать это. 0 из 10 ебучих скримеров сикрасным ебалом жирнрй тетки.

Remember those trashy Counter-Strike custom maps from back in the days before Steam that had the creators face just plastered all over every texture. Well, that's this game. It's just finding keys and opening doors along with botched enemies that are stuck through the floors and in the walls and even when they're not, they can't move properly. It tries so hard to be like an LSD trip but it just comes off as tacky. I spent like 25 minutes of my life playing through this only to realise that the achievements are all broken. So in the end, it was a complete waste of time, don't waste yours.

Yet another money grab game, probably hacked together in Unity in all of 2 hours.

My God have i been waiting for a game like this. With major publishers such as EA and Ubisoft churning out crap year after year, here is an indie game worth the price of admission. From the opening titles to the first few minutes in game, the player feels immersed in something special. This game plays through like a regular survival game, however its minimialist aesthetic creates an atmosphere unparalleled in recent years. This is a game that the developer should be proud to have created. I will continue to play through the intellectual puzzles and exploration to be had in this environment. Call me Goeorge Lucas, but i feel a franchise coming on. Prequels, sequels, spin offs, and unlimited merchandise; believe me when i say that the world of Cynoclept is ready to take on the future by storm.

I got this game for my stream for $0.89, which was 10% off the regular price of $0.99, and it pretty much lived up to its price point. I think it was a project of some school kids using a game maker program, and it's exceptionally weird and bewildering, but it was also sort of fun. I know some of the positive reviews are sarcastic, but I've definitely paid more for a game that was less entertaining, so I'm looking forward to the new levels on Sept 10th. It took a little less than an hour. You can see the stream here: https://youtu.be/iUZKWibgveQ

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Receieved this game as a gift from the developer for some beta testing done. Overall, really cool concept within Cynoclept: The Game. Story enriched, beautiful music to accompany the tension building gameplay that will be sure to scare the pants off you! Of course, since it's in the early access stage, I've found a few bugs that need fixing but the dev. was very quick to reply with a fix coming in the next week. Very solid. - 8.5/10

One OF The Worst Worst Worst Games I've Ever Played In My Entire Life -VERY NICE Frame Rate 15-35MAX -The Graphics Are Hurting The Eyes Clearly -The Game Not FUNNY or SCARY even -The Missions Design Is a pure shi* , I Was Have a 90% Coupon On this game means i bought it for 10 cents but believe or not , i really feel bad for those poor 10 cents that i've wasted

Amazing Game, can’t wait for more levels to eventually come out!