[h1]At a Glance[/h1]
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[td](Adult) Content[/td]
[td](F, FxM) Sexual content.[/td]
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[td]Censorship?[/td]
[td]Mosaic'd genitalia.[/td]
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[td]Hours of Gameplay[/td]
[td]One hour.[/td]
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[td]Patch Available?[/td]
[td]No, not necessary.[/td]
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[b]Cyborpunk Crisis[/b] is a lewd sidescroller about Erika’s mission to terminate a bio-weapon before it is released upon the world!
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[h1]Gameplay[/h1]
There are nine missions to complete, each of them with a main objective and one or more collectable items (or “bonus” objectives). You may choose a primary and secondary firearm, and a limited selection of items. New “equipment” can be purchased using “GP” (I guess the future uses “gold pieces” instead of digital currency?) GP is earned whenever you complete a mission or via strategic prostitution. Prostitution is conducted via some sort of card game. Each customer requires a certain amount of “HP”, so it’s important to try to match maximize your profit to prevent [b]losing[/b] money (presumably from medical bills!) During each “round” of prostitution, you’ll be given six randomized guests and four randomized cards. Each card represents a specific sex act and value — the idea is to strategically spend your hand before losing all of your “HP”. Prostitution is a great way to earn money early on, but there’s virtually no reason to grind for money; your ammunition regenerates between missions, and you’re practically invincible. Whenever you’re defeated, you have the option to respawn with [b]full life.[/b] Some enemies don’t even regenerate! As a result, this game is a [b]cakewalk.[/b]
[h1]Sexual Content[/h1]
There are twenty sexual animations, and sixteen full-screen CGs (most of which animated). Enemies will sometimes grapple you, resulting in a rape-animation. Whenever Erika is “caught by 0enemies”, they’ll rapidly drain her HP. To escape, you have to mash the movement keys back-and-forth. When you die, a full-art rape CG will play before you have the option to restart (or boot to your chosen menu). By speaking with Harley in “Free City”, you may chose to sell your body for profit (or at a loss if you don’t play your cards right). Each time you service a guest, you’ll get to enjoy a lewd CG (showing [i]how[/i] you service your guest!) The artwork and animations are decent, but many of them lack backgrounds (instead using whatever level or user-interface is on-screen). The in-game rape animations offer “finishes”, which represent orgasms (and end the animation). The full-art CGs don’t offer any form of progression or climax. The censorship is unfortunate — I wish Pasture Soft would release an uncensor patch for American players!
[h1]Verdict[/h1]
Youch — [b]fifteen dollars?[/b] I was expecting more than an [i]hour[/i] of gameplay for the price. [b]Cyborpunk Crisis[/b] [i]looks[/i] like an decent side-scroller, but it’s mediocre at best. Combat is a slow [i]pain-in-the-ass[/i] that typically devolves into button mashing or heal-spamming (not that it really matters considering you can’t die). It’s a clunky fighting system that doesn’t translate well for fast-paced action. Thankfully, there are few enemies that’ll force you to move out of place. This game feels unfinished; it’s as if Pasture Soft ran out of inspiration half-way through development. I don’t imagine it would have been [i]that hard[/i] to add more levels to fluff-up gameplay. Considering each level is re-used multiple times, I guess Pasture Soft couldn’t afford more than [i]three.[/i] I hated the story-telling; the foreshadowing and character development are awful. The lewd artwork and animations are a welcome addition to gameplay, but the censorship is a major turn-off. [b]Cyborpunk Crisis[/b] isn’t a great game, but I still think it’s worth a playthrough. My biggest problem with this game is the price tag; for a game as short and rough as [b]Cyborpunk Crisis[/b], it shouldn’t be more than a two or three dollars.
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