Crumple Zone

What do you get when you mix Destruction Derby with Destruction Derby 64 and Destruction Derby 2? You get Crumple Zone! This is what Destruction Derby could have been if we had better technology back in the early 90's! The Game Developer has gone above and Beyond to bring Destruction Derby into the 21st century with this spiritual successor, I am looking forward to Crumple Zone 2!

This isn't a bad game. But it's not a good one either. It's just here. The handling isn't great. The physics aren't good. There is a severe lack of tracks. All the cars are identical except for aesthetics. In the derbies, I want to have to drive backwards to save my engine from being damaged. I want that if I ram someone in the side, there is a chance I knock a tire off or damage it so they're slow. This game? Your car seems fine til the damage bar is gone, just drives the same from 100-1% damage then black smoke/race over at 1%. Destruction Derby series on the PS1 had a better, well, literally everything. I WANT to love this game. But everything about it, it just seems like the dev thought "I bet people would buy a Destruction Derby type game" and did the bare minimum needed to get there. I don't see any labor of love here. Just an average game. For achievement hunters, the achievements suck. Just grindy or outright bad, other than "complete the campaign/arcade mode" ones. All in all, just a mid-tier game. AND on top of all that, it's a headache to even start the game. Every time I try to open it, it usually hangs or gets a black screen at the Out of Tune screen. Usually takes 3-5 attempts to start the game, even the attempt that finally works I usually have to go to desktop and reclick the game window a few times. Just, jank all the way around with this game. 5 out of 10.

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An outright clone of Destruction Derby (old dos game fyi) Fun for a derby or 3 every now and then. Wish they allowed custom cars in Split-Screen but nope, just had to go make it half-baked like so many others, for that reason I cannot recommend this.

I really liked this game, and I'm glad it's now part of my collection. Now, some people are comparing this game to AAA titles and criticizing it; however, just because something is realistic does not mean it is fun to play; this game demonstrates that arcade psychics can create truly chaotic and enjoyable moments, particularly in a vehicular destruction game. We shouldn't compare pears to apples, as each has its own unique taste and qualities. That being said, the game's main drawback is that it offers only four cars and eight tracks (five for "racing" and three arenas). Now that I understand it, the game is pricey since it was developed by a single individual, but this does not explain the lack of material in the game. To make a game replayable, especially one as pricey as this one, some effort is required. I would recommend buying it on sale.

Won the race in reverse gear Whiplashed them all Never wore a helmet in my life Jesus is my crumple zone

All good until ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 1 PIXEL COLLISION WITH ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WALL HAPPENS. If you ever fix collision with static objects i will change review