Crazzers

As an avid achievement hunter I don't really mind playing this game. However, it's probably one of the worst games in terms of content. There isn't much here aside from a few terrible pickup lines and insults. In all honesty if it didn't have achievements it would be a 1/10 but since I can waste a few hours to hunt a few achievements... 2/10.

Crazzers is a 2D retro pixel "pickup line" simulator where you throw crappy pickup lines at badly rendered 2D pixel sprites. You're presented with a pickup line or a turn-down, pick between the two until you get 100%, then you go to the hotel, then you repeat the process until the 10 minute timer runs out. Or until you hit 5 minutes so you can write the Steam review and move on to the next bundle worsening shovelware. There's really no game here at all. There's only a handful of bad pickup lines. It's just garbage with no real value as a video game, and should be avoided by everyone. The funniest joke is the $5 USD price for this.

Worst game i played this year.I dont even know where i got it from.

such a goofy game my mate bought it for me as a joke and we got a lot of laughs

Gameplay consists on chatting with girls and what amounts to yes/no I like/dislike you statements. The outcome is you either get a pick up for fun time or get dumped. Gets boring real fast. Achievements are easy, so there is that for achievement hunters, but there is a 2 hour play time achievement that requires the game to be active on screen - i.e. no AFK mode. Terrible choice for a game that lasts 10 minutes. The single looping soundtrack is better than the game, and that is being generous as it is rather dull. The price is outrageously expensive so if you for some reason are interested in this game I hope you wait for a deep sale or get it in a bundle. Rating: 2/10

ツルッパゲのオッサンが道ばたに立っていると、女が次々やってきて会話を交わす。何度か選択肢が出るので上手くいけばホテルへ連れ込める。制限時間10分間にこれを延々繰り返すだけで全く面白くない。台詞のパターンも少なく同じ会話を繰り返す事になる。成人向けではないので行為中のイラストも無い。人生の貴重な10分を無駄にした感覚を味わえる。 XUnity.AutoTranslator-ReiPatcher-5.2.0で日本語に自動翻訳が可能だが、文字が途中で切れて読めない部分が多い。