Crash Diet Simulator
Collect food, dodge bombs, and trigger a fake game crash in this chaotic arcade blast! Grow to 1000 lbs, and chase upgrades, and play offline or on Steam Deck.
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Crash Diet Simulator
Eat big, dodge bombs, and break the system in Crash Diet Simulator — a fast-paced arcade game where chaos grows with your waistline.
Munch burgers and donuts to score points and level up your size. Reach 1000 lbs to trigger a fake crash ending... if you survive the falling food frenzy.
Watch out: Bombs slash your score in half. Grab upgrades to slow bombs, double points, or even eat explosives.
Game Modes:
• Regular Rounds – Classic dodge-and-chomp mayhem.
• Red Barrage – Bombs rain harder, but food scores double.
• Sugar High – High-speed dessert-only rounds with max chaos.
Why You’ll Love It:
• No two runs are the same — food spawns, upgrades, and chaos vary every round.
• Steam Deck Verified and offline-ready — perfect for pick-up-and-play sessions.
• No saving, no grinding — just instant arcade gratification with a twisted sense of humor.
Ready to binge and blow it all up? Let the feast begin.
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