Train Bandit

Train Bandit is a mobile app that's been dumped on Steam as if it was a real PC game (it's not)... it's a cash grab from greedy mobile devs. The game is an ultra simple trashware 2-button Flash level QTE/reflexes game where you must respond to enemies popping up left and right on a 2D retro pixel train by tapping the left or right side of your iPhone screen. Incredibly shallow garbage, and, get this, the scumbag mobile devs are seriously trying to scam PC gamers into paying them money for this free mobile trash. Yeah. Special place in hell for mobile devs? You got it. From a technical perspective, the mobile app doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard. A choice was made to use obsolete, decades old retro pixel "art" as a substitute for contemporary PC graphics. It's unclear if this is due to lack of budget or talent, regardless, the overall visual quality of the mobile app is extremely low as a result. There's no options to change the resolution for the mobile app or customise the graphics settings. There's no way for gamers to ensure this is running at the native resolution of their displays... there's no guarantee this mobile app will look right on any PC as a result of this hamfisted design decision. There's no way for gamers to try improve the low quality graphics. The controls can't be customised, which will be an annoyance for many, but it can also render the mobile app unplayable for differently-abled gamers. Because this is a mobile app, it carries a number of deliberate design deficiencies. Compromises were made to cater to the iPhones that the mobile app was designed for. These are unfortunate handicaps and limitations that PC gamers shouldn't be forced to accept, but it's evident that PC was an afterthought for the iPhone developers who are to blame for this. The mobile app is deficient as a result of these choices, and would have been so much better without the handicaps that designing games for mobile phones forces upon a game. Once more, mobile devs have made gaming worse for everyone. I didn't spend thousands on building a gaming rig just so I could pretend it's an iPhone. These technical defects push this mobile app below acceptable standards for any modern PC game. The poor quality of this mobile app is reflected in the general public reception. At the time of this review, SteamDB shows the all-time peak player number was only 6 players. That's right, only 6. This is a remarkably low number, and now, the only player activity occurs once or twice a month, presumably someone loading it up to see what it is then quickly uninstalling it. Considering there's over 120 million gamers on Steam and well over 50,000 games for gamers to choose from, the overwhelming lack of interest in the mobile app is to be expected. Gamers just didn't take this low quality mobile app seriously, and for good reason. Once more we see greedy mobile devs trying to scam PC gamers. On Steam, this is $1 USD, on app stores, it's free. Mobile devs must learn PC gamers are not here to be gouged, and can't be expected to pay a premium for a free mobile game just because it's been lazily dumped on Steam. This is unacceptable disrespect for PC gamers. Because this can be played free elsewhere, and because of the other defects, it's impossible to recommend. Who do they think we are?

Actually pretty fun but only for a bit

Игра развивает реакцию. В этой игре на вагоне мы отбиваемся от бандитов и т.д. С каждым разом все тяжелее становится так как скорость растет. Можно в ней залипнуть)

mas adictivo q la merca

Blue Scuti would like this game.

Funny game

better then battlefield hardline 10/10