Cranium Conundrum

Couldn't even start the game at all. Just kept freezing as the click to start on the main menu. Also the fact this game is almost 10 years old and still in early access already says a lot.

Cranium Conundrum to niestety kompletny ściek. Rozgrywka jest toporna, nudna i bardzo szybko odebrała mi jakąkolwiek ochotę na dalsze granie. Gra kupiona właściwie wyłącznie w celu farmienia kart Steam i przynajmniej pod tym względem spełniła swoje zadanie. Karty zdobyte, cel osiągnięty, odinstalowane. Nie polecam.

Análise.

ШНЯГА ШНЯЖНАЯ.

This is an abandoned 2D retro pixel platformer. This differs from the literally thousands of other retro pixel platformers infesting Steam by virtue of it being abandoned by the developers before they even added the content for the game. Every now and then the "developers" (who are not at all scammers, nudge nudge wink wink) release a "patch" that does nothing but increment the version number... not that you could tell because there's no content. There's no actual game here, but this entry is notable for two reasons. First, $8.50 for an early access scam with no content (wow), and secondly, for Valve letting these criminals get away with it. Criminals? Yes, they took money from people with absolutely no evident intent to supply a product in return.

What a buggy crash prone mess. I am not sure there is a single thing in this game that actually works properly (including the options menu). Amazing achievement on the developers part.