Cozy Twinkie

for it's price, i think it's pretty worth it, tho i do wish it was a bit more because i see so much potential i went into dis game super excited because omigosh nsfw warioware sounds amazin!!!!!!!!!!!! and da game is serviceable at fullfillin dis idea, tho i do think a lotta things drag down da experience ok so like dis game kinda drove me wild to wanna write a very extensive review so please bear with me agshdjklhwrfvkerhnbjv [b] [i] everythin below dis point is major spoilers [/b] [/i] [hr][/hr] [h1] core gameplay [/h1] ok so da core gameplay of da single player is pretty simple, which btw is weird it's called dat?????? it's basically da main game mode, anyways so it's basically like dis, you have to press buttons to da rhythm to see help keep twinkie's orgasm at max (which is five hundred) and keep your multiplier up to score high, once you fill up a tank, you play a minigame, and then you repeat dat over and over until you lose it's a really good loop on paper but unfortunately it falls flat as soon as you understand how it works, and is basically impossible to lose because it's way too easy, da rhythm you need to keep up is not too hard to follow and never gets harder, you basically need to press to da rhythm fifty times until a tank is full and a minigame starts, each time you press da button, your multiplier goes up by one, da multiplier only goes down by one if you don't press a button for five seconds OR if you fail a minigame where you'll lose da whole multiplier and need to start over, da only danger to da minigame is da multiplier and you lose like one hundred orgasm, also da only other way da orgasm level only goes down if you don't press buttons to da rhythm, it doesn't goes down if you stop pressin, it's basically an endless loop until you choose to lose on purpose which sucks dat it never gets harder, i got like over ten thousand points before i decided to lose on purpose [hr][/hr] [h1] minigames [/h1] ok i can't review each minigame one by one here like i originally planned to, so i wrote dat seperatly in da discussions forums agshjkdlhwrijgvklwrjk you can find it here: https://steamcommunity.com/app/4576940/discussions/0/576047664587674836/ [hr][/hr] [h1] extra stuff [/h1] ok so i want to suggest some other issues aside from wat i already mentioned, imma categorize them as an update and as a sequel dependin on how big da change is [h2] as an update [/h2] [list] [*]ok look i love da game and da idea so much, but like askin for like ten tanks for one gachapon is kinda a lot unfortunately, ik da game is meant to be replayable and you're supposed to get tanks naturally as you play, but at it's current state, da game goes a bit slowly and is kinda borin to fill up tanks, cuz there are a buncha gachapon stuff to get and you could still get duplicates...... i think maybe for da main game, maybe you could rework how quickly da tank gets filled, rn it's fifty pumps to fill a tank, wat if instead it was less pumps OR da more you stay in rhythm, da higher your combo gets, and da more you pump at once, makin it faster to fill tanks and get to da minigames [*]i like da voicelines of twinkie, i think it's very cute (very big fan of how she says papi idk why it sounds super cute), but i feel like it's a lot at once, i think it might be better to have da voicelines play further apart from each other maybe(?), if you rework da main game to have a combo meter, maybe twinkie could sound more intense da higher da combo [*]so some minigames are played with a mouse and others with da z and x keys, if you wanna play with one hand it's really inconvenient for right handed users cuz you have to switch from one end of da keyboard to da mouse on da right side, it would be nice if da minigames were also playable with da left and right keys too [/list] [h2] for a sequel [/h2] ok so if you ever make another warioware-like game (and please consider it i would so look forward to it!!!!!!!!!!) there are some extra things you could add, i'm not suggestin these as an update because they're way too big and too much work [list] [*]as of right now, there's only one position for twinkie and another for flippy, with like two different camera angles (one focusin on face and da other for da genitals), i think havin like multiple positions and animations dat cycle after every minigame would be cool [*]i think maybe focusin on EITHER da keyboard only OR mouse only would be better, rn i'm like focusin only on da keyboard to play da main game and sometimes i have to rush to da mouse for some minigames, i think like a one handed gameplay would make it less disorientin to switch between a keyboard and mouse and it help make it more focused [*]please please PLEASE prioritize makin a wide variety of fun, silly and creative nsfw themed minigames, microgames are like da heart of warioware and dats wat people are gonna remember about your game, maybe even think about different categories of minigames just like how warioware does!!!!!!!!!!! [*]on top of dat, please consider havin fun and catchy music and visuals for between minigames minigame mania, it's another thing i super love about warioware, and if you do have different categories of minigames, you could have unique music and visuals dat match da category selections of warioware!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/list] of course like no pressure if you don't want to make another game, but i'm puttin dis out there in case you're interested cuz like i really hope you keep makin stuff because it's obvious you love wat you made and i would really love to see somethin new from you heart emoji!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT WAS GOOD

Un juego muy bueno y XD, tiene mucho potencial

wait this is peak

Review before buying. In this review, I'd also like to give some advice to the developer. I hope this review helps you decide whether to buy the game and helps the author hear a fan's voice. The game is pretty interesting, but it's really just something to play for an evening and nothing more (except for people like me who are willing to spend hours in it and will probably keep doing so). The minigames are good and enjoyable, there are several modes (normal mode, minigames-only mode, and "free mode," which is basically normal mode but without deaths), an art gallery, and a honk button. The head model itself is made very nicely, but only the head. The meme cutscenes are good and funny (the default exit menu cutscene alone is worth mentioning: "Yeah, ♥♥♥♥ off"). That's about it for the positives, and now it's time to move on to the negatives. Unfortunately, there will be more of them. One of the biggest issues is the artwork. Oh my God, the anatomy is terrible. The vagina isn't in the right place, the main artwork looks like it was traced from a real body, I don't even know. After reaching 40k points, you start looking closely at the model and notice WAY too many flaws (the coloring is awful, the hands are awful, the shadows are awful—honestly, it would've been better without them at all—and the penis looks really bad too). The game is boring and extremely repetitive, and most importantly, **it's not even arousing despite clearly trying to be. I'm not desperate enough to be turned on by this. Now it's time for some advice to the developer from a player's perspective: 1. Developer, you have money from game sales—hire a damn artist. If you don't, it'll be terrible for the game and for future players. 2. Add a shop with new poses. It would be awesome because players would actually have a reason to grind and keep playing. 3. Add more minigames. More variety is always better. 4. Add more variety during gameplay itself. For example, have speed-up and slow-down effects happen during a level instead of only after an orgasm. To sum it up, I'd give the game a 6.6/10. If you have some spare money and enjoy this kind of game, then it's for you. This review may change in the future; after 13 hours of gameplay, these are just the things I've noticed so far. ПЕРЕВОД НА РУССКИЙ обзор перед покупкой, также в этом обзоре я бы хотел дать совет по игре разработчику. надеюсь этот обзор поможет вам при покупке и поможет автору услышать голос фаната. игра довольно интересная но она чисто на вечерок и ничего более (не считая меня который готов проводить часы в этой и продолжит в дальнейшем). мини игры хорошие и интересные, есть несколько режимов (обычный, чисто мини игры, и "свободный режим" в нем обычный режим но без смертей), галерея артов и кнопка крякания. сама голова сделана очень красиво, но только голова. вставки с мемами хорошие и прикольные (что стоит базовая вставка с меню выхода из игры и да иди ♥♥♥♥♥) плюсы подходят к концу и время перейти к минусам к сожилению их будет больше один из главных это арты. о боже анатомия ужасна, вагина не в правильном месте, основной арт как будто обведен с живого тела я хз. после 40к очков ты начинаешь вглядываться в модель и видишь СЛИШКОМ много недочетов (покрас ужасный, руки ужасные, тени ужасные лучше бы их вообще не было и пенис тоже очень плох). игра скучная и очень однотипная и главное ОНА НЕ ДРОЧИБЕЛЬНА ХОТЯ ДОЛЖНА БЫТЬ, Я НЕ ГОВНАЕД ЧТОБ НА ЭТО ДРОЧИТЬ. время советов автору как лица и мнения со стороны: 1.Автор у тебя есть деньги с покупки игры, найми ♥♥♥♥♥ художника, если этого не сделать это будет ужасно для игры и для будущих людей. 2.Сделайте магазин с новыми позами, это будет мега круто ведь будет смысл фармить и играть в дальнейшем 3.Добавьте новых мини игр, ведь их разнообразие в любом случае будет лучше. 4.Больше разнообразия во время самой игры (по типу чтобы во время уровня менялось фастер и словед во время игры а не после оргазма) если подытожить то игры на 6.6/10 если есть лишние деньги и вы любите подобное то игра для вас обзор может меняться просто за 13 часов игры я нашел тока это.

Es un juego bastante gracioso y me encantó la personalidad que tiene. Aunque hay ciertos minijuegos que en el modo de minijuegos no te permiten ganar y te imposibilita ganar ciertos logros (el de ganar 20 minijuegos sin perder ni una vida). Del resto, fue un juego que disfruté bastante y ojalá lo actualicen con contenido a futuro. PD: (Siento que Flippy le mete más ganas que Twinkie, te amo Flippy)

I hate when my fun and educational mini-games get interrupted by some dum bih getting railed and missionared by a possessed plastic dih. 9/10 - the thighs are just perfect, but pretty please add some fishnets or sum shi like this, pretty pwease :3

fun charming, warioware like game, I would like to go into detail but I have two issues. one it feels too short I get its a bunch of party microgames but there isn't enough of them, or a campaign themed around different sets that if this is not your style, you'll quickly get bored. and problem two. out of the eleven minutes i did play, it crashed three times. its not stable