The negative reviews are probably in the midst of a goon-crash-out. its what it says it is, a p.uWu.rn clicker. It looks like it was designed for touch screen/mobile and just mooshed onto pc, or at least with mobile assets.
==THE GAMEEPLAY==
You have a meter with a cursor that constantly pulls to the left (think of this like her 'pacing' meter), when you click, the cursor 'thrusts' to the right a bit. the meter has three sections, slow, medium, and fast, from left to right respectively. You want to click/'thrust' when the cursors *ending* position will be in the red highlighted section to gain streak multipiers. in each red section, there is a fine line randomly placed, if you can manage to get the cursor to thrust onto it exactly, it does 4x or 5x whatever multiplier you already have for that click.
Each click gets you points, get enough points by the end of the timer and you move on to the next 'lvl'
you must get at least bronze in order to progress.
getting bronze, silver, or gold will reward you with the respective color card pack.
Get gold on each of the 5 levels and unlock a secret level at the end.
==THE CARDS==
When you start the game, you only have one girl card, rank D. and one position card (missionary) both only worth a 1x multiplier.
As you play, you can either stash all your points between runs (new runs start at 0 points, but all previous points are banked in INVENTORY.) and buy multiplier upgrades for specific girls (if you have at least one of the cards unlocked for her) or buy bronze, silver, gold packs during the run. remember tho, points spent on packs will drop your score for the level, but they might give you a new girl, different outfit, or another position with higher multipliers! risk/reward
when opening packs, choose smash if you want to swap to whatever the card is, or choose pass if you like your lineup, (or if you just have better multipliers already). Although, cards are only unlocked if you choose smash, so do you keep the multiplier? or take a hit to unlock that new girl.
==DOOT DO DOOT==
its alright, you control anything in the actual scene, but if you unlock some of the stuff you like, there is an 'autoclick' option, it doesnt get the 'g-spot' multipliers, but its 'hands-free' ;D .
Animation is, there, its not just a slowly undulating Ai picture. but this game has its moments where it just starts chugging for no reason, my gpu isn't sweating its ass off, cpu is calm and collected, hell I can stream some videos while it autoclicks in the background, meanwhile this game decides its animations run at 15fps for right now and thats final, not up for discussion.... and the rest of it keeps going? like its not happening? its not game ending, if you swap girls or positions it corrects itself(ish), and it really is just random times.
