Churn Vector

CONTENTS 1 - Disclaimer 2 - Review 3 - Final Verdict 4 - Additional Note 1 - DISCLAIMER: This review is looking at the game by itself, WITHOUT any mods. In my opinion, video games must first be able to stand on their own. Mods should be something that enhances an already great video game, not something to serve as a crutch. 2 - REVIEW: Churn Vector is a simple and arcade-like experience that focuses on speed, stealth, and strategy. The game has a visually nice and cartoony artstyle. Additionally, the fet1shes that this game covers aren't seen very often in 3d adult video games. Churn Vector is one of the very few 3d video games (to my knowledge) to cover things like C0ck V0re, Expansions, and Hyper. However, the game also leaves a lot to be desired. The game feels more like a demo, like an incomplete game. There isn't even a character animation for jumping (character remains in idle animation for jump)! With only 5 total levels in the game and 1 single playable character (with no customization options), and no unlockables, the game could be easily finished in under 1 hour. The game features a timer in each level, challenging players to replay levels to get the fastest possible completion time. But if you're not into speedruns, then this about where the game ends. The base for an awesome game is here, but would greatly benefit from more content and quality of life updates. The game is fun to play and covers niche fet1shes, but is overall too short (especially when it's encouraged to play quickly), with too little content to make it replayable. 3 - FINAL VERDICT: If the fet1shes, gameplay, or artstyle of the game hit that niche itch, then the game is worth a play. However, the lack of content or features may also be also be worth considering before you spend those $14.99 (USD) on what is essentially a demo. 4 - ADDITIONAL NOTE: For fans of Hyper and/or growth kinks that want more games like this, I recommend a game called "GrowthRPG" by Digitalfurbelow. It's free on itch.io!

20 dollar tech demo. The dev (from what I heard) has stated they aren't planning anymore updates, so unless that changes, here's what to expect: 5 very short levels A LOT of animation bugs (not something you want in a nsfw game) Tons of enemy AI bugs Extremely scuffed gameplay in general Objects and map will randomly de-load in front of your face some times. *Okay* mod support. RNG in enemy placement, in a game, all about being stealthy and making routes beforehand... Exploits that make you able to re-use the same relief station infinitely. The same 6 or so enemy models repeated with 0 variation. You are not paying for a game, you are paying for a tech demo that will have nothing done with it in the future. Please don't buy this and save your money.

IF YOU LIKE THIS STUFF, wait for a sale or something. It's pretty hot and not unfun to play, but $20 feels like a lot for what the game is. Speaking of what the game is, it's not much. A few levels that'll give you like 3-4 hours of playtime maybe if you really stretch it. Devs abandoned it too, which sucks. Same thing happened with KoboldCare. Devs release the game and update it and add stuff for like maybe 6 months before kicking it aside and letting the community work with whatever's left. And this game has wayyy less sandbox potential so it's very limited. The game DOES have steam workshop support, which is cool, but the mods are nearly all cosmetic.

A game not meant to last long with no new content. Do not buy.

Ima be real, This is probably my favorite lewd game. Instead of just being a game using sexy models to get players to buy, or a bunch of lewd animations and porn tied together with cheep gameplay, this is actually a very well put together marriage of both facets, and incredibly done. Is it AAA? Hell no, of course not. But it is actually really fun, innovative, and respectful. My friends and I often refer to this game as "♥♥♥♥ Halo," due to something in level 3 I think. You see, in halo 2, there is a moment when you are chasing down a giant alien robot walker through these city streets, and you are on this long balconey with bridges spanning over the road. Along the sides of this balconey are rocket launchers, AMRs, all sorts of big weapons, and then you see alieans on top of the walker, and it just clicks. You grab a launcher, and instict guides you down to fight the walker as it moves. In Churn vector, I was surprised to get the same feeling when i saw two bars stretching from one building to another, and as rediculous as this is going to sound, I knew that if your... this is so stupid to say out loud, if your balls are big enough, you can roll down the metal pipes like a marbel coaster to the other building. My ONLY wish for this game, if the developer is insane enough, would be to add multiplayer. kinda like a julliana mode from deathloop, or just a straight up battle royal you could set up with friends. Purely because it would be funny af. otherwise, this thing is perfection.

Game's fun if you are into that stuff but, as usual, the devs forget about the game 6 months in and start another mediocre release of a new game without ever adding any meaningful content to the previous releases. It has modding support but it's lackluster and almost always cosmetic. Buy it on sale and for a quick wank I suppose, otherwise it's not worth it.

game is fun sadly needs to be given the ability to do a lot more kinds of vore and the ability to add new characters not just replace some