Chair F*cking Simulator

this is too ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weird even for me...

me l'ha regalato un mio amico purtroppo...

nienawidzę ananasów.

this game really satisfyed my chair ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ needs. thanks!!!!!!!!

it's what it says on the tin. you ♥♥♥♥ chairs.

Rating: 10/10 I came looking for copper, and I found gold. Or rather, I came looking for a place to sit, and I found a partner for life. The Experience: Finally, a game that understands the struggle of the modern gamer. Why go outside and socialize when I can spend 400+ hours perfectly syncing my character's movements with a high-back ergonomic mesh chair? The Good: * Physics Engine: The way the hydraulic lift compresses when you initiate the interaction sequence is more realistic than anything Ubisoft has released in the last decade. * Graphics: 8K textures on the faux leather. I can see the individual pores. I feel like a creep, but I'm a graphically superior creep. The Bad: * The Soundtrack: It is just 30 seconds of lo-fi elevator music that loops infinitely. By hour 50, you start to hear voices. By hour 200, the chair starts talking back. * Social Life: I tried to explain the mechanics to my parents during dinner. I am now writing this review from a tent in the backyard. Conclusion: This is not just a game; it is a lifestyle. It is a bold statement on the state of the indie industry. It is a cry for help. TL;DR: Bought it as a joke, stayed because the wheel-locking mechanics are genuinely better than Cyberpunk 2077 at launch. 10/10, would get disowned again.