Caveman Warriors

[list][*][b][h1]Morlan's shorts:[/h1][/b][/list] This started out as a fun, easy going arcade-ish beat'em-up.. Bright colours, shiny graphics, upbeat music, "cavemen" setting.. So what's wrong? The graphics and animation feel a bit flat, soulless and too cartoony for their own good and so does the gameplay. Getting some flash..flashes here. Also there's a (fairly early) end-level boss which I'm sure has some colour-effect you have to take advantage of, but I can't tell the colours well so it's almost impossible to beat because you have 3 lives! And that's my other issue as this is supposedly a casual game! If you lose your 3 lives (renewed on save spots, around 3 spots each level) you have to replay the level which I find a total waste of time if you only need to reach the boss. Maybe it's more fun on co-op or PvP that it advertises but I found the whole setting kind of flat/too generic and the price is too high for such a (non)casual feeling. For an arcade-ish (not casual) experience, maybe at the 2 coin mark it's alright. EDIT: Also, after a game crash I lost all progress. Crap like this makes you hate even games you loved, so in this occasion.. Don't buy. If you have to, only under 1coin! Yep, turned sour. [b]Don't waste more time reading lengthy reviews.. time is of the essence![/b]

On this date, only 5.1% have the achievement for beating this game. There are reasons for that. I rage quit after I died to the ball joint of the spider-mech boss's leg. He pierces the ground with the spear end of his leg, yet I died to the leg's ball joint. -_- Besides all that, the controls feel stiff, and the music is forgettable. My wife and I got to the boss of stage 6, I think, when we decided to quit. I'm not sure that we'll ever come back to this. :/

[h1]Trogloditas sin gracia[/h1] Es un título de plataformas y acción 2D que tiene pocas ideas y poca inteligencia. A simple vista, el juego tiene buena pinta, pero una vez a los mandos, la cosa cambia. Las comparaciones con otros juegos (que pregonan los mismos desarrolladores) son humo: -Nada tiene que ver con la jugabilidad de "New Super Mario". -El parecido con el grandioso "Joe y Mac" solo se debe a los personajes cavernícolas. -Hay que tener poca vergüenza para comparar esto con "Metal Slug"; nada que ver. -No he visto por ningún lado la esencia de la saga "Trine", ¿estamos locos o qué? Los personajes son tan simples y planos que no tienen ni una pizca de personalidad, no tienen ni habilidades funcionales o interesantes. Existen tantos juegos buenos que derrochan calidad que [i]Caveman Warriors[/i] deberá ser una de tus últimas opciones. Es un juego malo que lleva al engaño comparándose con grandes sagas, no lo recomiendo. [b]Lo mejor:[/b] el apartado gráfico es simpático. [b]Lo peor:[/b] sin ideas propias, aburrido y sin un resquicio de carisma.

Caveman Warriors, developed and published by JanduSoft, is a vibrant 2D platformer that channels the spirit of classic arcade games from the 1990s. Released in 2017, the game offers a nostalgic trip back to the era of side-scrolling action, combining cooperative gameplay, charming visuals, and engaging level design. Players can choose from four distinct caveman characters, each equipped with unique abilities, to embark on a quest to rescue their kidnapped tribe members. This premise, though straightforward, provides a solid foundation for a gameplay experience that balances action, exploration, and teamwork. The gameplay in Caveman Warriors is built around traversing diverse environments teeming with enemies and environmental hazards. Levels are designed to challenge players’ platforming skills and combat tactics, requiring a mix of precise jumps, quick reflexes, and effective use of each character’s special moves. The cooperative mode, supporting up to four players locally, is a standout feature that significantly enhances the fun and replayability. Players must coordinate and combine their abilities to overcome obstacles and take down bosses, fostering a sense of camaraderie. While the game embraces a classic arcade difficulty, this can sometimes feel punishing, especially with mechanics like knockback on damage and scarce checkpoints, which may prove frustrating for some but rewarding for those seeking a challenge. Visually, Caveman Warriors adopts a colorful, cartoonish style that evokes the charm and whimsy of 90s arcade titles. The game’s environments vary widely, from lush, prehistoric jungles to fiery volcanic landscapes, each filled with unique enemies and creative hazards. The character designs are playful and expressive, which adds to the lighthearted tone of the game, contrasting nicely with the intense action. The soundtrack complements the visuals with upbeat, catchy tunes that maintain the game’s energetic pace. However, while the art and audio effectively capture a retro vibe, some players might find the presentation a bit dated compared to more modern indie platformers, lacking the polish or innovation seen elsewhere. In terms of performance and accessibility, Caveman Warriors runs smoothly across a range of hardware, including the Steam Deck, ensuring it reaches a broad audience. The controls are tight and responsive, essential for the precision demanded by the platforming and combat mechanics. The simplicity of the controls makes the game approachable for newcomers, while the difficulty curve and cooperative dynamics provide depth for more experienced players. One limitation to note is the absence of online multiplayer, which restricts cooperative play to local sessions only. This decision may reduce the game’s appeal for those who prefer connecting with friends remotely but keeps the experience intimate and social for couch co-op fans. Overall, Caveman Warriors is a delightful throwback to the golden age of arcade platformers, delivering a mix of challenging gameplay, cooperative fun, and nostalgic aesthetics. Its engaging level design, charming characters, and dynamic multiplayer mode make it a worthwhile title for fans of retro-inspired indie games. Though it may not break new ground or offer deep innovation, it succeeds in creating a solid, entertaining package that captures the essence of its inspirations while standing on its own merits. For players who enjoy cooperative platformers with a healthy dose of difficulty and a lighthearted prehistoric theme, Caveman Warriors offers a memorable and enjoyable experience. Rating: 6/10

Divertido nas fases em que a jogabilidade funciona. Porque nas fases em que ela falha é um festival de frustração. Eu queria entender quem desenvolve jogo achando que mecânicas falhas são divertidas. a dificuldade de um jogo deve ser focada na inteligência dos inimigos e situações de risco, apenas lotar o jogo de mecânicas que punem o jogador é falta de competência, simples assim.

muito bom e barato 3 reais super bem gastos

《Caveman Warriors》是一款支持1-4人同屏联机合作的2D横版街机平台动作游戏，游戏里我们将化身原始人，用最原始的手段对抗来犯的外星人及被他们奴役的其他原始人。游戏战斗手感相当不错，玩起来很有当年玩“小霸王”游戏的感觉，而且画面感也是相当不错，要形容的话就是高清版的《冒险岛》，无论是一个人玩还是叫上小伙伴一起，都是乐趣无穷的！！ [quote]关注[url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/36224058/]老实人鉴赏家 [/url] [url=https://steamcommunity.com/groups/laoshirenLSR]老实人评测[/url]：独立游戏爱好者聚集地，黄油绅士交流中心。 不错过游戏的亮点，不放过游戏的槽点，带给玩家最直观的测评感受。[/quote]

I am 32 years old. My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and we adopted our son together. Both are now 4 years old. When we were going through our separation, I felt lost and unhappy. I was self-destructive. One day, I was so angry with everything spiraling out of control that I punched a concrete wall in a moment of overwhelming emotion. This resulted in breaking my fifth metacarpal in my right hand—the hand I worked with, played games with, and used to carry my children to bed—the hand I desperately needed to ensure I could continue providing. Upon learning the severity of the self-inflicted damage, I became almost suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man, with no history of depression or anxiety. I had never experienced anger outbursts, nor was I the type to break down and cry, but I was in a tough situation that truly prevented me from seeing the light on the other side. With nothing better to do, I looked for a game I could play WITH ONE HAND while recovering. Somehow, I stumbled upon this game and read some of the comments. I decided it was worth a try... I must admit I didn't beat the game, nor did I play as much as some of you. In fact, I may have played this game for only a day or two. That being said, after doing so, I had a new joy and hope for life. I managed to leave behind the pain and suffering that had been thrust upon me. I could experience the joy and happiness of other people. I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥ minutes listening to this music, long enough to realize that I would be okay. After realizing this, I turned off the game and went back to work. My hand hurt a lot, but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so sorry for myself and became the father I needed to be at that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving like. Today, I am close friends with the mother of my children. We don't fight, argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents and friends. Now I have 3 children. My third child is, wait, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my separation, and we just unexpectedly stumbled into each other's lives. We have been dating for a year and are very happy together. Moral of the story: you never know what life has in store for you, and if I had given up when all odds were against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that. Thank you.

۞ Bought This Game In 2021 Because of Well Polished Arts & Design ۞ This Game Got Good Music ۞ Cute Cartoons characters and Graphics ۞ Amazing Environment ۞ Hard Play Through ۞ Endearing Personality ۞ There Are 55 Steam Achievements & Collectible Batteries that Quality

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