Cash Cleaner Simulator

This is by far my favorite game to play while high. There's nothing like taking a dab and throwing on a podcast about nothing while washing money and sending the proper amount back out to your clients. This game is the very definition of cozy -- there's no enemies (beyond the people that call, but they're more annoyances than anything), there's nothing but you and the infinite hordes of money coming down the chute. There's no pressure to complete the game and if you do accidently accept a timed request, there's plenty of time to do it (usually), even if you do stop to stare at the wall every ten minutes or so. The Devs are also awesome about being on top of bug fixes and QoL improvements, even between the larger chunks of content / tweaks that they have planned on their roadmap.

I originally got this in a bundle with another game that I wanted. I ended up playing this more than the game that I got the bundle for! I don't know why, but I find it so satisfying cleaning, sorting and packing mountains of cash into tidy bricks and shipping it off in cardboard boxes (and other interesting containers). If you enjoy cleaning sims like Pressure Washer Simulator or Viscera Cleanup Detail, then you are the type of person this game was made for. If you are a completionist, it's very easy to 100%. I got well over my money's worth (pun intended) in playtime, and I'll still be coming back to this one from time to time. Highly recommend to the OCD types out there who find satisfaction from turning chaos to order.

This game is perfect. Enough chaos to keep you busy, but enough freedom for you to organize how you want. Even when you "beat" the game, you still want to keep playing? Why? Because its that good. You set your own goals, collect whatever you want, and just play. Its such a fun game to keep coming back to when you just want to have fun.

I have over 200 hours in this game. I enjoyed playing through the main story. I have kept playing long after the main story concluded. I use it when I am having a rough mental health day, and I need to just disappear into my warehouse to organize things for awhile. The QoL improvements in the new update are AMAZING! Thank you devs for continuing to improve a game I have enjoyed for so long. Oh and thanks for the cute kitty to keep me company <3

Edit: | A auto-bundler would already be a big upgrade. As you currently have to either manually | bundle money or press a manual button. Once a machine reached 100 bills it requires user | input again. There is no option to automatically output money. This has been fixed. They added new features to autobundle. This has been released on the 28th of april. I did not try it yet, but from what I can see, it really simplyfies things.It is not enough yet to give me the motivation to pick it up again. But I will keep following the game and check on its progress. Its fun in the beginning. However once you get more currencies and than the ink/marked/goo variants and adding fake on top, the lack of automation makes it not enjyoable anymore. I tried to automate what you could, try to build a step like shelf construction with multiple big money sorters so they feed each other. At somepoint something glitched into each other and makes the save game unplayable. The moment you load in, I get maybe 1FPS. So from my point of few, the game is fun for the first few hours, but than it becomes unbearable tedious. (due to lack of automation) Some chute or simple small conveyor would open up the game massively. But as it stands you spend an ungodly amount of time trying to stay somewhat organized fullfilling more and more complex demands and it never feels that you made any progress. I think the game has potential, but as the game is now almost 1 year old and not the slightest bit of automation has been added, I cannot suggest the game.

Игра кайф, после заводу прихожу, открываю чекушку и устраиваю зачилочную сортировку денег. Хорошая игра для снятия напряга, не понимаю хейта игры

The game has a lot of style, and I like that. The designs of money and how money flies and piles up, and even sloshes, is all tremendously satisfying. The world and lore is pretty neat, even when it didn't have to be. It's definitely a 'simulator' style game, if you know what I mean. Sorting and organizing can be fun, and there's a lot of room to adept your own way of playing it, though I'm not sure if much of them are optimized at all. The progression of your tools is fun, but unfortunately short lived. Because if you're used to factory and incremental games, you kind of expect it to ramp up to a point that it doesn't even come close to. Everything being so physics based means things tend to fall and pile in inconvenient ways, and nothing feels designed to make bill transportation or machine layout precise or easy. In fact, this annoyance seems to be the core design, it's pushback you think you will eventually get tools to alleviate, but you never do. Once you have your space set up in a functional way, and no more new toys to play with, the core of the gameplay is just carrying money around in repetitive ways with a horrendously slow walkspeed. It's not a BAD game, but I wish I had paid less for it, and you're probably better off with something like Schedule 1 or Parcel Sim if you don't already have those checked and are looking for something new. There's a lot here that could have mixed up the gameplay more, but if it does, I never got to that point before doing the "final" mission. The mission came pretty abruptly in what FELT like my midgame, but seeing no more cool unlocks on the market, I realized I was done with my playthrough. So... what's the point of that big vault room? Well, it basically serves no gameplay function. You're not el presidente hoarding your retirement funds, or logging marked valuable items, and because it doesn't have a place to ship money it's not even really a viable place to set up shop. So I wish the game was more varied in general. It ends abruptly without really feeling like hitting a gameplay peak, and at the very least I really wish your quests were more varied, more often, earlier on. If you're less logistically focused and enjoy taking a lot of time just to making your environment look cool, with no gameplay benefits, you'll probably have more fun with the game than someone who isn't that way. A recommend, but at $10 or less.

[h1] Деньги в стирку, совесть — в отпуск [/h1] 💴💵💶💷 Cash Cleaner Simulator — редкая жемчужина на свалке безумных идей. На первый взгляд, всё это похоже на плохую шутку: вы — в подсобке у криминального авторитета, которому задолжали крупную сумму денег и теперь вам нужно отработать долг, вокруг — горы грязных купюр, а в руках — пылесос, УФ-лампа и еще множество приспособлений, с помощью которых вам будет необходимо отмывать грязные, преступные деньги и отправлять их до заказчиков в Даркнете. Главный трюк Cash Cleaner Simulator спрятан в геймплее — игра не давит, а убаюкивает, заставляет медитировать и наслаждаться процессом. Да, вокруг криминал. Да, клиенты из даркнета дышат в спину, но в самом геймплее живёт странное, почти запретное, запредельное спокойствие, это спокойствие работает как антидепрессант — тихо, без лишних слов, тонко и точно. Всё разбито на простые, почти ритуальные шаги. К вам попадают пачки денег — мятые, перепачканные, мокрые, иногда заныканные в матрасах, и запакованные во что угодно (чемоданы, ящики, коробки и т.д). Вы стираете их в машинке, сушите, пересчитываете, упаковываете в аккуратные стопки. И в этом цикле есть что-то гипнотическое. А какие тут звуки, ASMR-составляющая здесь доведена до совершенства: шуршание свежих банкнот, щелчок счётной машинки, тихий влажный звук уходящей грязи. Всё вместе это действует на нервную систему как тёплая ванна — расслабляет, погружает, заставляет забыть обо всём на свете. Игра имеет крайне залипательный процесс, особенно если в вас преобладают перфекционистские наклонности. Однако, при всей своей медитативности, характер у игры немножечко скверный, она постоянно подкидывает логистические задачки, которые не дают заскучать и побуждают напрячь голову: 1. Внимание к деталям: Вам нужно выявлять фальшивые и меченые купюры с помощью УФ-лампы. Один промах — и репутация под угрозой . 2. Персональные заказы: Разные клиенты хотят по-разному. Одному нужны только сотенные купюры в чемодане, другому — наличка, запечатанная в матрас. Это требует организации рабочего пространства и по возможности автоматизации процесса. 3. Прогресс и развитие: Вы не будете вечно сидеть с одной коробкой. Со временем вы получите доступ к стиральным машинам, сушкам, мощным счетчикам и забавы ради к пистолету, который может стрелять купюрами. Также в самой игре много интересных штучек, которые помогут разбавить интерьер здания, в котором мы находимся, чтобы радовалась не только ваша психика, но и глаза. Cash Cleaner Simulator пропитана ощущением тайны. Через переписку в телефоне и скрытые комнаты игра намекает, что не всё так просто. Вы не просто чистите деньги, вы постепенно распутываете клубок загадок своего заточения. [h3]Вердикт:[/h3] 🧘 Максимальный расслабон: Идеально для снятия стресса. 💸 Залипательный геймплей: Феномен «еще одной пачки» работает на 100% . ⚙️ Прогресс: Приятно видеть, как ваша мастерская обрастает новой техникой, красивыми вещами и приобретает приветливый вид. 🤪 Черный юмор и атмосфера: Сюжетные вставки и клиенты радуют своим безумием. Если вы любите необычные симуляторы и готовы на пару часов стать «бандитской прачкой», берите не раздумывая!

好玩，不过我需要一些精细化的操作。我有十根手指，但我无法把拿在手上的一叠钱里从中分出一两张，也不能直接从容器里拿出一两张，我必须先抱出来一堆钱放在地上才能抽出一张钱。