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This game embodies a creativity I haven't seen in games probably ever. Such an enjoyable experience, I've even bought it for multiple friends so they can enjoy it, too. Also I think I inspired the official physical release of this game? Genuinely not sure but I think. You should play this, Joeveno is chill asf

The best game that ever gamed. In all seriousness though, I bought this game expecting it to just be pure ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ material, and I was pleasantly suprised. The drawbacks of using an engine even older than goldsource is that it is quite easy to get stuck in corners, meaning your character can't move since the game is holding you right above the ground. Music was pretty good, and I am going to play this tomorrow as soon as I wake up (right after 10 hours of Gatcha Heat of course ;)). Really do like that they used a not-very-commonly-used-anymore-engine! Bought the full package and I will say that for only 58 cents more, it is DEFINETLY worth it. quake/10, a very effective substitute for psychedelics, would buy more copies to my friends if my card wouldn't stop declining. SPANISH VERSION para de leer esto y compra el juego ya (o puedes ser un pirata si no tienes el dinero justo ahora, solo por favor juega este juego)

I know it's a bit silly to be making a genuine review for a game like THIS, but I feel it's only fair for anyone seeing this absolutely insane storepage to know what it's actually like. The core gameplay itself I enjoyed at first, and I did like how ridiculous the visual style and soundtrack was, but it became really dry after a while, and by the time I finished the game on Hard Mode (first playthrough), I just felt... unsatisfied. The actual attempts at humor were stale to me from the start, some of the level songs are unbearable to sit through, and the game really tries too hard to be all retro and boomer-shooter-y (which it replicates very well, but sometimes it just does unnecessary things just because it HAS to be "retro") My main issue, however, is that the game never really builds on itself thoroughly, and the level design just gets worse and worse throughout. There's hints of potentially interesting gimmicks littered throughout the game, but it never explores any of those ideas for more than a level or two, and 90% of the enemies you'll encounter are introduced in the first half of the game, and while most enemies are distinct from each other, they're not different in a way that's actually fun. The weapon variety is also rather mediocre. Some weapons, like the shotgun you start with, the alternate versions of the golden pistols & mac 10 47, and the payphone are either straight up weaker than their counterparts or are functionally identical. The core level design itself also greatly suffers the further you continue along. Several of the later levels are coated in darkness, and without any flashlight, become very annoying to traverse. On top of that, many levels are just poorly designed, throwing new gimmicks at you out of nowhere (that also are never seen again in any other level), and others will just start you off in the middle of enemies that are locked onto you and immediately attacking; The most egregious example being one level that puts you between FIVE BOSS ENEMIES that you have also NEVER ENCOUNTERED BEFORE! And after you kill them, that's the WHOLE LEVEL! It feels like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ prank. For a game that carries itself so confidently with so much praise surrounding its store page, you'd think you're going into something both funny and actually fun, but it comes off as extremely amateurish and the charm it has quickly fades away the more you play and get bored of the same antics. Really disappointed, given how fun it was first diving into it.

absolutely transcendent experience

Jajajajaja que juego tan gracioso (es una putísima mierda)

frenético, estimulante y divertidísimo !! El diseño de mapa y enemigos me parece chulísimo y muy original, y la banda sonora me ha encantado. Por la estética y el título puede parecer un juego que solo sirva para ser bizarro o meme, pero realmente ofrece muchísimas más cosas :p

It's pretty fun, the soundtrack can be pretty annoying, but the game itself just feels like a Quake mod

cara esse jogo é maginifico! preciso falar alguma coisa? lembrando que os inimigos são tudo do rio do janeiro.

wow