
Blonde Driver is parking simulator. You need to park your car with minimal hits.
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Languages: English**languages with full audio support
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Easy 994 achievements.
Another 36 minutes down and another achievement printer has finished its shift… this time netting me 994 new achievements. Blonde Driver isn’t so much a “game” as it is a high output achievement factory, and honestly, that’s its real charm. If you’re here for pure achievement farming, this one absolutely delivers. The numbers roll in fast, the requirements are basically nonexistent, and it scratches that completionist itch better than most of the other “click and collect” titles. The game does come bundled with a small car parking simulator, and I genuinely tried to give it a go. But compared to other arcade racing or parking simulators, it felt pretty clunky. Overall it doesn’t really hold up as an actual driving experience. Luckily, that’s not the reason anyone is buying Blonde Driver anyway. If you want a massive dump of achievements in a short amount of time, it’s perfect. If you’re expecting a fun or polished arcade driving game… this isn’t the blonde you’re looking for.
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Honestly the first actual game I've played from the dev. you park a car after reaching a corner of a fixed map by following blue light screens. The slot to park gets increasingly tougher and tougher(road blocks,simple gate poles, reverse parking etc.). You can have a max of 4 collisions with surrounding objects when parking before you lose the level. The game play is decent but good. I love the camera switch but it would be nice if you could see more from inside the car view. It is an achievement farm but with actual game play for 30+ levels that get challenging.
纯纯为了风景成就装饰个人主页而挂着,3块钱买好看的成就图标,比当年装修QQ空间便宜高效
[h1] ТОЛЬКО ФАРМ [/h1] Если коротко: эта игра нужна только для одного — для фарма достижений в профиль. Как гонка она сделана ужасно. Управление отвратительное, физика странная, трассы однообразные. Нет ни драйва, ни скорости, ни ощущения, что ты действительно участвуешь в гонке. Всё происходит как-то вяло и безжизненно. Неинтересно, не цепляет и совершенно не вызывает желания играть дальше. Да, ачивки здесь сыплются легко и быстро — для коллекционеров это плюс. Но если вы рассчитываете получить хоть какое-то удовольствие от процесса, то точно не сюда. Оценка: 1/10.
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Easy 100% achievement. - As the game says, parking simulator. Nothing special but fine for killing time. - Clunky controls, reversing is annoying - Basically learn to drive through and park - Have to sit in the menu as opposed to playing, achievements will pause otherwise. A must for any achievement hunter.
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