Blaster Shooter GunGuy!

This was in my Steam library from who knows how long ago. A bundle or giveaway game activated and long forgotten. I just really needed a banana emoticon, and this game had one, as well as a pixelated zombie and a dancing alien with a ballsack for a head. Can't blame me for wanting those. Gotta play a game for 2 hours to use the points shop though, so that's what I did. It's definitely Unity shovelware. It feels reminiscent of those old apogee platformers for DOS, most of which are on Steam. There are falls where you have to guess whether there's a platform below you. I was killed by a jumping frog from across the entire screen hilariously mirroring Monty Python's killer rabbit. The sprites look fine and the color scheme on the early levels (and scorpion enemies) reminded me of Pitfall on the Atari. I wish the game was more like that. Instead, the game has short challenging stages similar to Super Meat Boy. I like that there are unlockable skins to customize your GunGuy. One of them looks like Doom Guy. I think. Looking at the screenshots on the store page, it looks like there's a lot of content I didn't get to. The game is just too frustrating to enjoy. Get the emoticons though, they're great.

画风极差诡异的2D射击游戏~ 游戏默认设置是手柄，如果用键盘玩要自行在开始界面修改键位后再进入游戏~ 而且进入游戏看到那一排排的尖刺陷阱~呵呵(￣▽￣)"~我不玩了~坑玩家么！！

No thanks! Game is built to piss you off. Yes, it's advertised as such - But if I make and sell you a crap game, and label it a crap game, i'd still expect you to leave a negative review saying it's a crap game.

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Boring gameplay, inaccurate controls and easy to die

I am 32 years old. My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and we adopted our son together. Both are now 4 years old. When we were going through our separation, I felt lost and unhappy. I was self-destructive. One day, I was so angry with everything spiraling out of control that I punched a concrete wall in a moment of overwhelming emotion. This resulted in breaking my fifth metacarpal in my right hand—the hand I worked with, played games with, and used to carry my children to bed—the hand I desperately needed to ensure I could continue providing. Upon learning the severity of the self-inflicted damage, I became almost suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man, with no history of depression or anxiety. I had never experienced anger outbursts, nor was I the type to break down and cry, but I was in a tough situation that truly prevented me from seeing the light on the other side. With nothing better to do, I looked for a game I could play WITH ONE HAND while recovering. Somehow, I stumbled upon this game and read some of the comments. I decided it was worth a try... I must admit I didn't beat the game, nor did I play as much as some of you. In fact, I may have played this game for only a day or two. That being said, after doing so, I had a new joy and hope for life. I managed to leave behind the pain and suffering that had been thrust upon me. I could experience the joy and happiness of other people. I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥ minutes listening to this music, long enough to realize that I would be okay. After realizing this, I turned off the game and went back to work. My hand hurt a lot, but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so sorry for myself and became the father I needed to be at that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving like. Today, I am close friends with the mother of my children. We don't fight, argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents and friends. Now I have 3 children. My third child is, wait, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my separation, and we just unexpectedly stumbled into each other's lives. We have been dating for a year and are very happy together. Moral of the story: you never know what life has in store for you, and if I had given up when all odds were against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that. Thank you.

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Platformówka i strzelanka Pixel. Narysowany w stylu Undertale, choć prawie nie ma tu fabuły. Niektórzy bossowie i poziomy mogą wydawać się bardzo trudne, ponieważ w zasadzie tak będzie, więc przygotuj się na hardcore w niektórych momentach. Gra na kilka godzin, jeśli więcej, staje się nudna, więc kupuj tylko ze zniżką.

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