Birds Are Real

So, It's like low budget Hitman, but you're a bird

A real bird of course. Because as we all know, Birds Are Real.
In this accurate bird simulation software will take you through some of the common everyday bird scenarios that our avian friends face throughout their lives.

Bird simulation has never been so good
We are Several Real People, and we have painstakingly replicated all the expected biological bird features.
Our bird simulation provides you with an in-depth understanding of the key components bird biology.
- The Bird thrusters.
- The Bird Shell(tm).
- The Built-in Harmonic frequency Vaporizer.
And of course that most endearing of bird qualities, the unladen desire to kill.

You paid for the whole seat, but you're only gonna need the edge.
Our birds travel the globe and beyond.
The fly around at the speed of sound. (That's not trademarked right?)
With our inbuilt speed-bird timer we challenge you to complete Birds Are Real in the fastest time possible.