
This will be one of the worst games you'll have to endure. Are you brave enough to walk down that path?
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For you are about to embark on a journey like no other.
A journey to Beat This Game To See Hot Lady.
To Beat This Game To See Hot Lady, you must use your psychic orbs and incredible movement to overcome a wide variety of obstacles, from defeating evil skeletons to parkour to tennis to other stuff I don't feel like writing out right now. But you only have FIVE MINUTES (that's not that long!) to get to the end and kill the president. Can you make it in time to see your very own hot lady? Or will you fall like those before you?
Jumping!
The potential of savable content!
A wide cast of characters you'll rarely get to see!
Optimized for speedrunners!
An active announcer that shouts over your gameplay!
This isn't for you.
Absolutely NO options!
Something like music!
At least one hot lady!
This game features several encounters which could be harmful to those who have photosensitive epilepsy or other such conditions. Player discretion is advised.
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Languages: English**languages with full audio support
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Reviews
Themes across 49 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
Reviews
I DID NOT MANAGE TO BEAT THE GAME and therefore did not get to see hot lady :( One day I can hope to see hot lady
Cruelty Squad and BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3's juvenile kid. Something of the sort.
One of the worst games i have ever played. Seems intentional.
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Hours played at review time, across 49 reviews with recorded playtime.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
mom come pick me up im scared
Only one dollar.
Good Game
I'm not sure I'll ever beat this game. It's obnoxious and difficult to play but it's like. It's really good, frankly Everytime I play this game more there's somehow STILL some new random thing I haven't seen before. There is such an insane amount of sheer nonsense in this game that it's somehow always different every playthrough?? It's insane. It's somehow fresh every single time and it shocks me. I may never beat this game. But everytime I play it again it's always going to be some new bs that absolutely rocks I lvoe this game
This game was great and if it was $2 it would be twice as great!
tried this out and was struggling with the platforming at the beginning so I asked a friend to play it and screenshare instead and then watched as she booted the game and just had to do a fishing minigame instead. also might have legitimately given me a migraine. awesome game no notes in all seriousness, this game may absolutely suck to play at times but it's got so much character that we can't put it down. except for the migraine stuff we can put it down then
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