
This will be one of the worst games you'll have to endure. Are you brave enough to walk down that path?
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About
For you are about to embark on a journey like no other.
A journey to Beat This Game To See Hot Lady.
To Beat This Game To See Hot Lady, you must use your psychic orbs and incredible movement to overcome a wide variety of obstacles, from defeating evil skeletons to parkour to tennis to other stuff I don't feel like writing out right now. But you only have FIVE MINUTES (that's not that long!) to get to the end and kill the president. Can you make it in time to see your very own hot lady? Or will you fall like those before you?
Jumping!
The potential of savable content!
A wide cast of characters you'll rarely get to see!
Optimized for speedrunners!
An active announcer that shouts over your gameplay!
This isn't for you.
Absolutely NO options!
Something like music!
At least one hot lady!
This game features several encounters which could be harmful to those who have photosensitive epilepsy or other such conditions. Player discretion is advised.
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Languages: English**languages with full audio support
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Reviews
Themes across 49 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
Reviews
I HATE THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME I HATE IT SO MUCH
you play like a noob blocked
ONE DAY. GOD WILLING. ONE DAY I MAY SEE HOT LADY. ONE DAY. I YEARN. :drybones:
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Hours played at review time, across 49 reviews with recorded playtime.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
it ony a doler
i havent beat it but i bet the lady is hot
Best 60 cents I've spent in my life
theres something about this game thats so bad i cant help but love it <3 10/10
theyre pretty hot
sure man, i guess, spend your money on an Arizona Tea first tho
Exactly as advertised. 10/10 game of the year.
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