
Business in the front; Party in the back: Bald Guys features high skill-ceiling mechanics on top of light-hearted competitive loops that both hardcore and casual gamers can enjoy. Whether you want to master precision controls or just mess with your friends, this is a game for you.
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Somewhere under Cleveland, OH lies the homunculus testing chamber, where the naturally-bald homunculus do the one thing they desire: Acquire hair.
Key Features:
Weaving platformer mechanics
Games to wig-out over
Hairy situations to fight your way out of
Mechanics and Design:
Party-game platformer
Physics-based combat
Wall-Jumping
Procedurally generated maps
Elimination-style gameplay loop
Designed to be stimulating but balanced for players of all skill levels.
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Stats
All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: English
Reviews
Hard to learn, even harder to master. This game rules. I wish there was someone to play with, or even bots to muck about. Bald is truly beautiful. I'm recommending the game in good grace, i hope the best for this game. But I lowkey cannot recommend this unless you are planning to play with some friends and chat via discord or whatever.
A blast with friends and tons of potential Bald Guys is pure chaos in the best way possible. It feels like a love letter to classic Grifball from Halo, but with a party game twist. The physics are intentionally janky, the matches are fast-paced, and it's one of those games where you're laughing 90% of the time, especially if you're playing with friends. There’s still room for polish, but honestly, the rough edges kind of add to the charm. Whether you're coordinating plays or just flinging your bald dude across the map, every round feels ridiculous in the best way. I'd love to see more maps, modes, and maybe even some customization down the line. If you’ve got a group and a sense of humor, this game delivers. High potential and already a ton of fun.
It's peam
I was promised bald men chasing hair. I have received what I was promised and have been gifted with many giggles in addition. Even for the time I have spent thus far it was worth the price of admission. Persuade your friends to join you and you'll be in for an evening of hilarity.
i wish there were keybinds
ya'll lowkey sleeping on bald guys
yall lowkey sleeping on bald guys
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