
Eggs: perfection in two parts. The simple whites. The sublime yolk. Each the lesser without its partner. Chorus and verse. A symphony of flavor. The catchy tune reminding us of warm baths and late-night movies. The elevator music to whatever lies beyond.
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Embrace the truth in Arctic Eggs, or the Tale of the Modern Odysseus. Slip into the boots of a humble Poultry Peddler, stripped of rank for crimes forgotten. Pan in hand, set forth and feed the hungry inhabitants of this humble habitat. It’s all in the wrist.
What are fish but eggs with extra steps? What is bacon but pigs without the fluff? How long should one cook a cigarette? Such questions have plagued poets and kings since man claimed fire. Perhaps in your journey you’ll find the answers. Or like, at least the answers for YOU, dude. That’s what matters most.
Everyone has a story. All you have to do is listen. Or don’t. You can just click real fast to get to the cooking parts. It’s not like we’re watching you. YOU bought the game. You can play it now YOU want. I mean, who am I to tell you what to do? Not really my vibe.
The game isn’t hard. Cooking is.
Can you cook an egg on top of Mount Everest? I am not sure. But perhaps that’s irrelevant.
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Languages: English, German, Spanish - Spain, Japanese, Portuguese - Brazil, Simplified Chinese, French, Italian, Korean, Polish, Portuguese - Portugal, Russian +4 more
Engagement
Hours played at review time, across 72 reviews with recorded playtime.
Reviews
Themes across 72 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
Reviews
Cooking sim but on LSD
we cooking straight bugs
How can you tell which sock is the left one and which is the right one? The taste.
I cooked the ♥♥♥♥ out of those eggs, and accidentally speedran the game in the process; 75 minutes was my time to completion on normal, might check out hardmode and sandbox now. TSGIRTLV: (Too Short Guess I'll Read The Longer Version) Game overall was not bad, cooking is fun-ish I mean it held me for over an hour, cooking just felt a bit too easy so maybe I'll try hardmode? Unsure if I'll 100%, I personally didn't care to much for the dialogue. I found myself quickly reading and growing impatience not from the cooking but because I had to talk to so many of the characters before reaching gameplay again.
Egg
entretenido, si te gustan los huevos y también cocinar pero no sabes hacerlo este juego es perfecto
nice game, the style was great and the dialogue was fun! You should try it
I prefer mine hard boiled but I'm not picky :)
Cooking all these eggs and none of these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weirdos want them sunny side up? Smh. In all seriousness, this is a great game even if I wished I could move faster and it can be mechanically frustrating. Don't try 100% the game, feeding the Six Stomachs on hard was very rough.
a short rage game with an interesting setting that makes you extremely confused at times.
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