Arctic Eggs

im gonna cook an egg on mount everest now just you wait

JUEGAZO, es cine

egg.

Nice Egg.

Игра задающее настроение с легким и забавным геймплеем. Все диалоги делятся на две половины. Философские вопросы, утверждения или даже цитаты. Вторая половина это шутки разной степени абсурдности. Как итогу за несколько часов прохождения игра оставляет с приподнятым настроением и парой приятных мыслей в голове. Графика дополняет настроение, создаваемое диалогами и ничего более. Геймплей может показаться сложным пока сковорода не станет продолжением вашей руки. Дальше это по сути серия головоломок, как заставить разные продукты не просто мешать друг другу, а нейтрализовать их негативные стороны. Дополняет абсурдное веселое настроение диалогов.

need to try fried egg and cigarette at least once

Short, absurd, and fun

This is a weird one for me- on the one hand it has a lot of things going for it (cool vibes, interesting gameplay), but I feel like the game gets in its own way with its 2017-era "lolsorandom" style humor. There is consistent internal worldbuilding that is cool, if a bit zany, but the characters all feel like a millennial trying too hard to be funny and I don't think I laughed at a single joke. It would have been better if the game took itself more seriously. I also personally started to find the gameplay annoying towards the end (especially how unforgiving the hit detection is for cooking things), but there is an easy mode so that was just me being a masochist. Overall I was pretty satisfied with my time, even if it was short. There are glimpses of greatness in there, but you have to get through the internet humor to find it. The actual main story is pretty short (I finished it in ~2 hours) but there's replayability with hard mode and sandbox mode, so if you really like the gameplay I think it's worth the price. That being said, I'm giving it a no because I didn't have nearly as much fun with it as I thought I would. If there was a "meh" rating, I'd give it that.

Huevos y cigarro, muñeco de barro

Reading the reviews, I was skeptical about the game mechanics. It turns out everything works perfectly. Everything just clicks. There's a dark charm to the whole thing: it's fun, a little deranged, the dialogue is surreal, and the atmosphere manages to be oppressive and alienating at the same time. I swear I could smell the frying while I played.