
Solve a series of cooperative mini-games in this interactive two-player comedy adventure: Two secret agents must learn to work together to recover a magical Aztec artifact hidden in an amusement park owned by a world-shaking multi-billionaire.
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Languages: French*, English*languages with full audio support
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4 октября: День КРИНЖ ИГР
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"A Steak Temple Panic" is a rather poorly made selection of minigames wrapped up in a rather poorly made Unity adventure game. The mediocre presentation makes me wonder if MS-Paint was the primary art tool here... and trust me, the gameplay is no better. The game features really lacklustre 2D visuals (does the developer not know 3D graphics became mainstream in the mid-1990s?). Gamers don't spend thousands of dollars on gaming rigs to pretend they're mobile phones or Commodore 64s. This isn't really free as you're expected to pay up more money to unlock content/DLC so you can keep playing "chapter 2". This is some nasty, predatory pricing and PC gamers don't like it. They're also panhandling to try get gamers to pay them even more for the soundtrack as a donation. No thanks. Even though this is "free", it failed to appeal to the 120 million+ gamers on Steam. SteamDB showed the game peaked at only 3 concurrent players... this is a dismal public reception. This was so bad they couldn't even give it away. Bearing in mind that free games don't add +1 to your game collector count, should you bother adding this to your library and downloading it? Nope. This isn't worth downloading. While this didn't cost me any money up front, I still feel ripped off.
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This game is hilarious! :D First I played it alone (and managed to reach the end of the first chapter! XD) then again with a friend with Steam Remote Play, and it was really fun! Even playing it a second time because you can pick different dialogues according to your emotion. You can play it in English or French. If you like offbeat humor, offbeat art direction, offbeat well... everything! You'll definitely have a blast with this game. Can't wait to play chapter 2 when it releases at the end of the month!
Bu etkileşimli, iki oyunculu komedi macerasında bir dizi işbirlikçi mini oyunu çözün: İki gizli ajan, dünyayı sarsan bir multi milyarderin sahibi olduğu bir eğlence parkında saklanan büyülü bir Aztek eserini kurtarmak için birlikte çalışmayı öğrenmelidir.
Very unique art style and humorous characters, very interested to see where the game will go!
[h1]Before I played A Steak Temple Panic, I had a small pp, no friends, no gf, depression, and no life. These things havent changed, but the game is pretty good[/h1]
Très bon jeu à faire avec un débutant en jeux vidéo. 2 personnages pour 2 niveaux de difficultés bien différents. En plus d'un scénario complètement fou, dont j'attend la suite avec impatience !
Jeu complètement décalé et original! J'ai passé un super moment en découvrant ce premier chapitre et me suis marrée du début à la fin! Ce jeu en vaut la peine rien que pour les dialogues xD
Panique à Temple A-Steak est un très bon jeu à l'humour décalé. Il est idéal pour jouer en couple. Le doublage est très drôle et les scènes plus cocasse les unes que les autres. Malgré sa très courte durée de vie, je ne regrette pas mon petit achat et attend avec impatiente le prochain chapitre, espérons qu'il y'en ait un.