50 Cents Please

Вскрыл с надеждой, что будет что-то интересное, ну или забавное, а внутри просто пустота. Даже запаха нет. Может, так и задумано по философски, но мне нужен был продукт, а не арт-объект. Не рекомендую, если, конечно, вы не коллекционируете разочарования. Ну или игры как я.

Once I picked it up, I could not put it down. ...No, not the game, gosh no. The hammer. I picked up a hammer, wandered round for 10 minutes trying and failing to find somewhere to go or something to do with it, found other items that I could not pick up (presumably because I was still holding the hammer), aaaand, that's it, that's my experience with this game. I don't know what my favourite thing about it is. Is it the ATM with a massive stack of cash on it right at the start of the game that you, someone desperate for money, cannot pick up? Is it the incredibly floaty controls, where it always feels like camera is trying to slowly catch up to your mouse movement? Is it the complete lack of any control information, meaning you can't tell if it's impossible to drop/swop items or if you just don't know what key to push? It's probably all of them. In short; no. (If you still want to play it after reading this, I did go back to it, did beat it, and - you can drop items, a critically important thing that is necessary to beat the game, by hitting "G". Not Q or E or F, any of those keys rights around the WASD, not right-click, a button that is probably under the same finger you use to flip the bird as you're reading this, not T ...y'know, for "Throw"... "G".)