Zombeer

If you like to play a short game filled with tons of references, I'd recommend this game. And if you like shooting zombies, drinking beer, and tits, again I'd recommend it. But this game holds a special place in my heart due to the fact it can be made into something better than what we have. Sure they updated the dialogue and made it somewhat appealing (aside from the tits), and the beer mechanic is easy to understand but this game could be better. If the developer or the publisher (which I know they wont but might as well) ever reads this then I hope they take it with a grain of salt when I say that there's too ma y references for a game, the story is short but the whole school and "city" could've been expanded upon, and we could have gotten more weapons either we get them from a dead body like for the Octo-gun. If by any chance (and its very very very very very very very very very slim, like we'd get GTA VII before a sequel to this) we get a sequel then I hope they have more time in doing more zombie types, more guns, and a better developed story. Again, this holds a special tiny place in my heart (also because tits) because this could've been better but they treated it like joke game, which it is, but they could've made it somewhat funnier for the time it was made in. If I had to rate this game it'd be a 6/10 for the story. A 8/10 for the gameplay (because its fairly easy and it's funny that it has a drunk bar. And a 4/10 for the guns (the pink dildo is still funny and the Octo-gun looks better than anything else, the upgraded nail gun looks well detailed but barely does damage but its understandable for it to be inspired by an smg). So all in all Id give this like a 3 1/2 stars out of 5. TL;DR: Its an ok game but it could be better if somebody else did it. But its cool because it shows when you turn into a zombie and how much beer you gotta keep drinking

Diciamo che ascoltare per poco più di un'ora diari di sviluppatori che annunciano il loro fallimento finanziario, su quanto i loro conti in banca siano vuoti e sul possibile secondo capitolo che arriverà in base al successo... meh. Si poteva fare una figura più dignitosa. Capisco che sviluppare costi un occhio, ne so qualcosa visto che anche io ho dovuto rinunciare, ma così passa l'idea di star chiedendo la carità. In ogni caso è un passatempo un po' lento e stracolmo di citazioni a film e videogiochi per nulla velati, in una campagna di circa 1 ora in cui dovremo ritrovare la nostra fidanzata in un apocalisse di zombie ubriachi e arrapati. Sembra uno di quei cabinati da salagiochi e la grafica da ps2 squadrata è un bel tocco di nostalgia. Se cercate un platino facile magari, o qualche ora senza pensieri ve lo consiglio. Vi anticipo però che gli sviluppatori hanno troncato il gioco sul finale in quanto parlano di essere rimasti al verde. Consideratela come una lunga demo senza finale. Vista la ripetitività generale diciamo che è stato un bene che durasse così poco perché stava iniziando a stancare... Idee simpatiche e qualche battuta sessuale ma niente di che. Il sistema di mira non soddisfa e c'è qualche bug qui e là. Consigliato in sconto per qualche euro.

Kino

14 minutos do jogo e tive desgosto...

This game is 2 hours long when you have sprint full on and there are so many great references and great shooting sections.

Can you Double Jump in this Game? No. Zombeer is a parody/reference heavy cheesy horror shooter. Like it lays it on think immediately. Interact with a cigarette machine and it makes a Duke Nukem reference, pick up a nail gun and Alan Wake American Nightmare reference, star wars death star, lost, etc. I would like that, but the gameplay isn't very good because the weapons i picked up have no weight at all.

I really liked this game I’m sad how short it was and how there isn’t a second one

好玩，梗超级多，黑色幽默满满，喜欢色情黑色幽默的可以品尝一下

This game is really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weird. 7/10

Beers, Booba and Zombies what else do you need? ¬‿¬