Wild Rumble

This review is specifically for the lefties: unless you have a controller, the game requires a keyboard and mouse and it doesn't let you change your keybindings. Or rather, it lets you change all the keybindings *except* the movement keys. You know, the keys that determine which side of the keyboard your hand has to be on at all times for the game to be playable. I cannot imagine what goes through the heads of developers who do this. The effort to make individual keybindings customizable is so small that I would think it's *easier* to do it for all of them than only some. Usually I just file these under "maybe some day I'll be bothered to mess around with global keybinds or get a controller I don't hate", but today I felt like actually speaking up about it. I will say ONE THING for everyone else: at least in the tutorial, at least on my machine, there's another super-obnoxious thing about the UI which is that it doesn't show the cursor on the screen, yet you have to use the mouse to aim your shots. I spent so much time in the tutorial trying to figure out why I kept kicking the ball in the opposite direction until I realized that. Other than that, IDK, the story and characters don't hook me, and nothing about the gameplay featured in the tutorial seems very exciting, but take that with a grain of salt since I only played the tutorial. I would have given it at least a full hour before passing judgment if not for this.