Wiggly Boy

So there I was; down on my luck, believing I was the lowest scum to have ever walked the face of the earth. I believed I was a burden to everyone, and everyone was just pretending to like me because they pitied me. I truly thought I was a piece of ♥♥♥♥. So there I was, home after a long day of dealing with the crap of others. I logged onto Steam (honestly just to touch myself so I could have one minuscule shot of dopamine), when suddenly, I came across this game. I played it. Initially, I thought nothing of it, but as I sat there, pernus in hand, eyes fully of wiggly boys, something clicked. Look at yourself, I thought. ever since you moved out of your parents’ house, you’ve accomplished nothing. Zilch. Zero. Do you really want to spend your life like this? I realized that I needed to change for the better.

This game changed my life. And not like moving to NYC to start my coffee start up changed my life. But a chnage whre i now see a divine presence in all. The little wigglies only dancing when the alpha does just like in our society and the militized mode a terror that we all face. Their base boosted beats pulsatting through my ears for all eternity haunting me on teh damage they could do. But I must power though, with my faith and dignity as the banana gun I will NOT DISGRACE! over all good game:)

absolutely incredible benchmark works better than all the other benchmarks i have

my computer was 44,711 good this game is 44,712 GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

the boys do in fact wiggle

YES

Outstanding. Incredible. Masterpiece. 11/10. Amazing story mode with both intense and light-hearted moments. The main character's backstory has immense depth while still allowing for further character development. The main character redefines what it means to grow as an individual, and pushes you, the player, to drive him further, to push beyond the artificial limits we place on ourselves. The first-person shooter mode redefines the FPS genre as a whole. Call of Duty? Battlefield? Halo? These games are an embarrassment compared to Wiggly Boy. The expertly-crafted gameplay with beyond-next-generation visuals will push current and future game developers in their feeble attempt to match half the quality of this game. If I ever get an RTX 3000 GPU, this will literally be the first thing I run on it.

BeSt gaMe. Needs multipLAyer.