Wholesome Slaughter

It's alright, I guess. *Has 86,000 hours* In all seriousness, this game is awesome! Highly recommend, definitely worth the dollar (or few dollars for deluxe).

This is pretty good. it's a pretty cheap doom like game but it's a pretty good one. the art styles nice, I'd recomend it

As a man with slightly more than my fair share of hours on this marvelous experience, I believe I am one whomst beholdth the adequate knowledge to place a well thought out and honest review on this product. As previously stated, I have quite the record playing this game...and that is for a meritorious reason! This game...this formulation of bits and bytes of data, has amounted to even more than I ever thought possible in this feckless existence of ours. It has risen within me a purpose...a will to live. God blesseth this divine creation for the merits it has brought to my life...HUZZAH I SAY!! ...however, my sweet and loving tongue has haste turned sour after discovering the secrets hidden beneath the assuaging exterior of this "so called" video game. As are most satanic revelations that exist within this world, "Wholesome Slaughter™" bears an immense evil masked under the cute and welcoming nature of innocence. It does not bring me even a sliver of joy to bring you this message, but as Proverbs 28:13 says: "He who conceals his transgressions will not prosper, But he who confesses and forsakes them will find compassion." It is my God given duty to expose this evil and bring this injustice to light. While the product itself may be a gift of God, the business practices of those at the top of the development of this product has been tainted by the devil himself. The CEO of this game has been brought up on some substantial charges. One such brave employee of his has come out and voiced the CEO's transgressions against him. Out of privacy and confidentiality I will keep this employees name a secret and instead refer to him as Billiam. Upon joining the team, Billiam was promised certain dental insurances. But to his forlorn disgust, when the time came for Billiam to cash in on his dental policy, the CEO of the company would go against his word and NOT brush Billiams pearly white teeth. What was once a brilliant white has soon become a shade similar to ivory as a result of broken promises and sinful practices. How pitiful. To this day Billiam has yet had his teeth brushed by the CEO and to add insult to injury, the CEO himself stands by this sentiment. I urge all who read to look inward toward themselves and think, what's worth more...my short term enjoyment...or my lifelong dignity. I will leave you at that. Keep your purchases holy, and may God bless you all. Amen

me dejo cumplir mi sueño de matar pandas

Speedrunning this game was an absolute blast, I found a ton of skips which brought the time down from 20 minutes to less than 7 minutes and it was one of the most fun speedrunning journeys I ever had. 🦄

For $0.99 you can't go wrong

Classic FPS game+over the top cute things=fun for all

The game is very good. I find it fun and entertaining, it has good enemies and great mechanics. only that I find an error and it is that it is poorly optimized, I could not enjoy it as I should and I hope that in the future it will be solved. good game!

Good effort. The theme makes me grin. Made by students so go in with the according level of expectation. It takes about an hour to beat. More than worth the nothing it costs on sale... but not sure I'd want to pay full price given that I can get the same gameplay but better by downloading some 10 year old's first classic Doom map. Next time you kids release your ghetto Doom 2016-inspired first year college project (literally) as a Steam game, let me rebind my keys yeah? Shotgun at 2, wtf. It's 3 and it should always be 3. And ffs, bugtest your games! I've fallen through the map twice and been softlocked by a bear that got stuck between an alive and dead state, all within an hour of play. The simpler your game is, and this is VERY simple, the less excusable bugs are. That being said, it does most of the right things for what it is, and combat is suitably challenging. Enjoyable, but not without some issues such as occasional bugs and level design problems... there needs to be more landmarks and texture variety.

This game redefines the concept of a run and gun game. The amount of detail that was put into the character designs is clear to see. This is the perfect game to let out a bit of anger and just kill wave after wave of adorable creatures that want you kill you. This game has something for everyone! Hidden secrets, great battle music, Beautiful designed levels, a great story. 10/10 and 100% worth the small investment to get a game that will keep you entertained for days on end.